actuallydeglace

The unfiltered insipidity of fanfic author DeGlace. Mostly Naruto. Mostly crack. (icon credit: l.charles25)

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New story, or, Why I Am DeiIno Trash

FLASH POINT: High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling to complete this year’s mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should’ve been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.

Read it HERE on FFnet! (Or here on AO3!)

Cover art commissioned from the stupendous @enecola! & thank you @renaerys for the beta & endless patience with my punctuation inconsistencies…!

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FLASH POINT: PART 2 is live! Read it on FF.net or AO3.

Thank you @enecola for the incredible cover art and @beyondthemoor for the beta. 

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do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

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reblog if it’s okay for ur followers to come into your inbox and tell you what they nicknamed u

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@misterkh that was you at some point 😂 also @actuallydeglace

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Tags via @bouncyirwin: ahhh still get excited though krista the way you burn em haters makes my day and deglace is kinda my secret queen

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@actuallydeglace

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New story, or, Why I Am DeiIno Trash

FLASH POINT: High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling to complete this year’s mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should’ve been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.

Read it HERE!

Cover art commissioned from the stupendous @enecola! & thank you @renaerys for the beta & endless patience with my punctuation inconsistencies…!

[enecola]

/slides in and winks

Hello friends! Guess what! I made the cover for this amazing fanfic and I advise you all to read this because it’s absolutely AMAZING.

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The Shark and The Siren

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@actuallydeglace

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Tattoo AU is getting a revamp, thanks to @orangechar-blog!! Here is the first ref sheet, everyone’s shark boy toy ❤️

Also I apologize for my handwriting it is just scribbles

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@actuallydeglace listen i have a mighty need for this au kisame. i wanted to share that with you

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@actuallydeglace I did fanart for Flashpoint!

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*GURK*

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I really really like your blog and stories, so much I find it a little intimidating to talk to you but I just want to let you know you're awesome! Have a nice day 💖

I am a huge dork, please do not be intimidated by me, I love talking to people and giving my opinion on matters I know little about!

Anonymous said:Hello! First of all, I love your fanfics a lot,specially Marrow. And now for the real question: who is the character that you enjoy writing and developing the most? Kisses, hoping for an update soon! <3You are too kind. Sakura’s struggles with Being In Love have been fun – maybe overwrought, now that I reread them, but fun. But they have come to an end in the latest chapter I uploaded, so I guess Ino learning not to be a spoiled rich twit in Flash Point is my current fav!

Anonymous said:InoKiba

AGREE

bouncyirwin said:So I finally fell into the KisaSaku hell and I read Uneasy Coexistence and h o l y s h i t you killed me (you could probably tell, kinda spammed your reviews)—EHM, anyway, amazing, you’re amazing.YESS MORE KISASAKU. Ok, not gonna lie, UC still has a lot of glitches and I want to rewrite the first 8 chapters, but it was such a carefree and fun writing experience because it was like… KisaSaku, man, who will even read it anyway. I hope to write a sequelish thing one day. And thank you for all the reviews – I am so far behind on reviews, much more than asks, but I try to respond to each one (better late than never). *cries @ mounting pressures*

thefreakykitty13stuff said:Heyo! I was just re-reading some of your work and I feel the need to let you know that you are my absolute favorite writer in ff!! Just out of curiousity, what are your favourite ships (crack or otherwise) ?Eyes brim with happy years. I don’t deserve this… My fav crack ships are whichever ones inspired me to write a story, but there are others that Intrigue me that I haven’t written about: anything involving TenTen, HidaKona, Sakura x any obscure character who is probably dead, Ino x anyone hot enough to deserve her (though hardcore Deidara at the moment because Flash Point, but GenIno one day ok promise), I think Kabuto deserves more love, the creep, I find Ibiki weirdly sexy and probably have some issues of my own to resolve there, and Kakuzu and his stringy thingies might be my first foray into darkfic one day, we’ll see.

~GENERAL PSA~ I’m AFK most of the summer. Please also consider this an answer to any entitled asks about updates: no, the free story on the internet is not going to be updated this summer and also, reminder, the writer owes you nothing. Paypal me a grand and let’s talk

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Pick your battles. Is this the hill you want to die on? Because I can arrange that. - Flash Point by DeGlace, a Deidara x Ino story

Stunning art by @pablob-

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The sexiest ship in Naruto IMO

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I am forever greatful for that ItaInoDei anon. Finally, someone gave some attention to this silent OT3. Till now there has been a painful lack of fanfictions and *painful breathing*. A deviantart user named Kimykaiba makes comics that involve SasuSakuSaso and ItaInoDei and it's the sole reason why i ship these two OT3s to this day. Just thought that i'd alert the anon that they aren't alone in this OT3 ship. 🔥

^^^ look ItaInoDei anon, content suggestions!! you are not alone *holds your hand*

Anonymous said:Do you ship Juugo/Sakura or have you ever given it much thought? Or do you think it’s too weird and crackish

time to pull out the maddengif

that being said, no, i haven’t given it much thought, because juugo is one of those later chars that i don’t know (except through internet osmosis, i.e. i know he’s strong and maybe gay with kimimaro).

Anonymous said:I’m sorry you’re not open for commission but I was expecting disappointment, tbh. I was going to ask for ItaSaku because I love taht pairing beyond reason. And I think you could write it in an interesting and convincing way; I mean, just look at Marrow. But in case you ever open up commissions I want to be first in line… -Nami

you want to commission me for ITASAKU?!?! wow, i don’t know why but i was thinking you’d have some obscure-ass ship like ibiki x kurenai or something! itasaku has literally thousands of works!? i’m flattered that you think i’d have something fresh to bring to the show. send me a plotbunny if there’s that one scenario you want to see them in that hasn’t been written yet…*

*i will with 99% certainty never write it and disappoint you more but you never know, my interest might be piqued

Anonymous said:I understand you don’t have an update schedule, but how is the marrow writing going?

it isn’t. the usual work & life excuses apply. :(

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Naruto Ship Fleet

You’ve probably seen it a lot, people tagging each other to post their top ten ships, I was tagged by people eons ago and no longer remember who, oh well. Excelsior!

So people have different definitions of ships, I’m gonna preface it by saying this is my top ten “wanna produce/consume content where I root for them to get together” pairings.

I’m not gonna tag the ships in the tags because people who are searching the tags want actual content not “I like this uwu” content I’m guessing. If you found this post via search, little tip, add the “#” to the beginning of your search term and you’ll get better results. (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

1. KakaSaku, no one should be surprised, given that I’ve probably written more than 100k words of fanfic devoted to this pair when you add up all my fics. 2. SaiIno, the ship that not even Studio Pierrot could ruin

#blessed 3. MadaSaku, I blame the lovely Chinese-speaking artists who draw this pair especially MAOQ and @yomi-gaeru as well as English fanwriters like @beyondthemoor 4. NaruHina, despite all the ending idiocy dammit I’m just so drawn to their potential 5. ShikaTema as portrayed in the original canon and Shikamaru Hiden, not SP’s hack n slash or Booruto’s “mean mommy Temari puts her husband in time-out and sends him to bed with no supper when he’s a bad boy” oh my lord 6. YamaIno. What are you saying yunyu, are you saying that you will ship Ino with any damaged former ROOT agent who needs desperately to be understood and accepted and who will also ground her flightier aspects in return? Yes in fact that’s exactly what I’m saying. 7. AsuKurenai or whatever the ship name is for Asuma x Kurenai. Don’t understand why there isn’t more content for this ship. I wrote a fic for them (it’s ABO if that’s a squick) and it got very little attention, it’s really hard to find stuff by other people too. Why??? They’re great??? 8. GaaKarin aka holy heck Redheaded Misadventures is a great fic 9. GaaSaku used to be higher up in my list but it’s hard to find new content for it. I still love some of the classics. 10. any crack pair written by @actuallydeglace. “What the hell is this pair? Who would ship this???” *clicks* “…I ship this now.”

Uhhhh I tag @beyondthemoor @actuallydeglace IDK who else hasn’t done it? I think I’m late to the party??? 

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10. any crack pair written by @actuallydeglace. “What the hell is this pair? Who would ship this???” *clicks* “…I ship this now.”

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Your Favorite Naruto Ships List

Rule: list your top 10 favorite Naruto ships in order and tag 10 people you’re curious about! Tagged by @meliss-cake

1)KakaSaku(cuz DUH!) 
And now I’m no particular order:
2)ShikaTema
3)ItaSaku
4)NejiTen
5)ShikaSaku
6)GenSaku
7)NaruSaku
8)KakaYama
9)Jiraiya x Tsunade

And most importantly,
10) Kakashi x Me ❤️

Tagging: @annalovesfiction @anonymouslydevious65 @dimigex @skittledoodles @syndellwins @bluefurcape @flametwirler

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1) Kakasaku (cuz DOUBLE DUH)

2) Narusaku 3) Narusasu 4) nejiten 5) itasaku 6) minakushi 7) inosai 8) shikaino 9) inosaku 10) gaasaku

tagging @mouseymightymarvellous @vesperlionheart @beyondthemoor @moonfox22 @raendown

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Oh damn, this is a tricky one. XD I’m a die-hard multi-shipper, hahaha!

I can list 10, but this changes so often I’ll leave them in random order. Also, a good writer can make me ship damn near anything, I admit, so no ship is really gospel with me.

- KakaSaku - UchiSaku (combined, or there would be no room on this list for anyone else) - KisaSaku (because of @actuallydeglace ) - KimimaroSaku (*sideeye at @actuallydeglace still*) - DeiIno (NGL, all Deglace’s fault, all of this) - TsunadeAuthority - KabutoSaku - FoundersSaku - InoSaku - DeiSaku

If you’re reading this, considering yourself tagged. ;)  Thank you, @bluefurcape!

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3/10 are my fault and I’m so pleased??

just so you know my lingering uchisaku urges are yours because of the smut mmHMM

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Could I commission you to write me fic?

I am SUPER FLATTERED that you asked, but I have no plans for this… ever… unless you’re a crack-starved millionaire and you were gonna toss me $5k for a 5k word fic, then get off anon and let’s talk.

But again, extremely flattered! Feel free to throw your desired crack pair into my inbox, you never know what’ll catch my attention!

Anonymous said:What is your update schedule? Thanks. Love your work.

There is no schedule. I know, it disappoints me too 

Anonymous said:anymore kisasaku in the making? 

Previous answer here

[enecola]

Space Detective AU ft. DeiIno!

They share a spaceship for work because of the rent. Usually they don’t have much to do with each other but then they start getting hired for the same cases.

Ino is a genius at manipulation and interrogation. She’s good at gathering information, she’s very bossy and good at acting. Also very sneaky.

Deidara used to run with criminals and still has good connections and knows who to ask when shit is going on. He does spend most of his time trying to blow things up though. He’s not the sneakiest, but he is good at his job.

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@beyondthemoor space deiino inspiration

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HIDAINO FIC RECS PLZ. Your art is amazing and now I need to fantasize

THANK U SWEET ANON. AND OF COURSE

My all-time favorites are Killing Time (serial killer AU?? Fuck yes son), Bantam Eden (absolutely fantastic, I love this one so much), and Something of Unearthly Love (this one is HILARIOUS because Hidan…enough said)!!

I also love The One Where Ino and Hidan are Soulmates, Sympathy Pains (I cried laughing reading this), That Technique (almost sexy time HidaIno but Sai interrupts lmfao), Silver and Gold: Beyond the Jashinist and Kunoichi (HidaIno AUs!!), Dangerous (Kakuzu/Ino/Hidan, hope you don’t mind spaghetti grandpa gettin in on that action), Yamanaka Ino (a MultiIno one-shot fic- I linked you to the chapter with Hidan ;)), Crack Whims (One-shots…pure crack! I linked you to the HidaIno one too!) Reason for Absence (crack AU!), and then I recently started one myself! It’s called Gash! (You’ll also see my smutty Akatsuki X Ino fic there too… Hidan’s chapter is first…hehe)

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Graveyard Flowers 

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Omg look at this!!! So beautiful!!!!! 💜💓💜💓💜💓 (It reminded me of @actuallydeglace’s fic “Something of unearthly love”)