The horrors persist, but so do I

She/Her, I'm really just chillin' here, watching the world burn around me

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[bisexual-biker]

Important info for Tumblr:

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[actuallysyrie]

What's up with gay people and cottages?

[actuallysyrie]

Insomnia so bad I accidentally fell back into old Tumblr scrolling habits after two years

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

[casualfruit]

TMA ep 164 has yet another one of my favorite Jon-isms (plus Martin)

“I am not, nor have I ever been, adorable.”

“Okay, not true—”

Also this moment with Helen and Martin made me giggle and twirl my hair

H- “I knew you crazy kids would make it work!”

M- “Thanks :)”

J- “Martin >:(”

[urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman]

Thinking about jmart size difference rn because Jon’s been described as “grubby” and “scrawny” and Martin is explicitly stated to be a big guy. I imagine Martin as this like, fat 6’2 guy who could solo a smaller professional wrestler and tries to make his kind helpful soft boy personality his defining trait so that he doesn’t terrify everyone he meets (lighthouse vibes fr fr), and then Jon is this 5’6 mouse of a man (that’s short for europeans right) with an eating disorder (I mean Come On. That man has 1000% missed meals because he was working before) and I would think in like s1 he would sort of puff himself up to seem more imposing and respectable, but as the series goes on he curls in on himself more and more.

Hold up. I feel some fluff coming on. Martin holding Jon as if he’ll break. As if he’s fragile. As if he’s the most precious thing in the world, which he is. Jon feeling safe with this tower of a man wrapping his arms around him and holding him with such reverence that he feels like he doesn’t deserve. Idk man I just like these two

[pnglove]

© kitagar

[thoroughlymagicalmonument]

Never give up or lose faith that things will get better ❤️

[important-cat-pics]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hottakehoulihan]

[d1sc0-1nfern0]

Hello Jon, Apologies for the Confection.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

“ai will replace you” i’d like to see ai yearn for her like i do

[trailertrashgrog]

no death penalty for luigi