he's fast and she's weird

•Kate•18• marvel and dogs mean everything to be but I do blog a lil' bit of everything

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[jackpowerx]

Tainted Love played on 13 floppy drives and a hard drive.

That is all.

[invisiblemoose]

this took me 4 seconds to reblog

[ash-ofpallet]

[aristidastricta]

Me when I can’t hear what someone’s saying but I don’t want to ask them to repeat it

[placeholderurlimgone]

me as a superhero

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

[oldroots-deactivated20151008]

not many people know about it, but i wanna point everyones attention to the best forum fight i ever saw; some guy getting pissed off cause his friend traded him a duskull called ‘dudeskull’

[bastardfact]

I agree, this is one of the greatest threads Ive seen in my life

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

this is a must read

[badlydrawneverything]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this ones for all the porn bots following me:

tity

[bestofpokemongo]

I can’t believe I found the illusive CaterpiqɿɘɈɒƆ

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

I can’t believe you’re casually ignoring the weedle in a very well done pikachu costume

[the-star-magus]

That is clearly pikachu tiddy

[ivanadaniellee]

🌸🌸

[help-mywife]

help👏🏼my👏🏼wife👏🏼made👏🏼my👏🏼phone👏🏼autocorrect👏🏼spaces👏🏼to👏🏼hand👏🏼claps👏🏼and👏🏼i👏🏼cant👏🏼google👏🏼how👏🏼to👏🏼turn👏🏼it👏🏼off

[ishapple]

Schrödinger’s Pokeball: When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokémon is both caught and not caught.

[edwardspoonhands]

Otherwise known as EVERY FUCKING TIME

[kdkorz10211]

When this happens: wait for the white pokeball to appear it the corner once, disappear, appear a SECOND TIME (this is the game saving your catch), and disappear once again. When you reload the app, you will have that Pokemon.

[edwardspoonhands]

Wait…for real? I’ve noticed that sometimes it saves them and sometimes it doesn’t….WAS IT MY FAULT ALL ALONG?!

[renamonkalou]

[jpegging]

Hansome

[sashayed]

a story my parents like to tell about me is that once, when i was about 4, we were up in maine and i wandered out to the porch and said happily, “there’s a dog in the grocery store.” “what?” said my parents. “dog,” i said. “in the grocery store!” i said shit like this constantly because i was an imaginative child to the point of being slightly delusional, so they were like lol ok. dog in the grocery store. enjoy that. we’ll be here reading pg wodehouse like we do every vacation. so i wandered away again. after a couple of minutes i reappeared and said louder, “DOG IN THE GROCERY STORE.” “ok,” said my parents. “SEE DOG,” i insisted. “fine,” said my long-suffering parents, closing their books, “fine, we’ll come See Dog. it’s probably another cardboard box that you drew ears on, but fine,” so they followed me back inside and i took them to the kitchen, where they found that a HUGE MOOSE had stuck its bathtub-sized head into the open window next to the pantry and was lipping peaceably at the canned goods, which is apparently a thing they do. “DOG!” i said happily. apparently i was not good at identifying animals and i thought everywhere with food was a grocery store

[hopethedork]

The most important thing about the con so far

[surprisebitch]

daamn caveman spongebob is swole

[vanessashubin-deactivated202111]

Kid loves flower crowns

[joinourfight]

Pro lifers get a lot of hate. We’re not the ones murdering people.

[reginaeinferos]

Except you are:

Between 1993 and 2015 there have been seven events of successful murders of both clinic workers and doctors which culminated in the deaths of eleven people. All done by self-proclaimed pro-lifers.

Between 1982 1998 there have been 8 events of attempted murder, assault, and kidnapping.

47,000 people die every year because people like you deny them access to abortion.

Savita Halappanavar, a 31 year old woman died due to a septic miscarriage. An abortion would have saved her life but pro-lifers let her die because ‘the baby still had a heartbeat’ even though she begged for an abortion.

An El Salvadorean woman only known as ‘Beatriz’ was denied an abortion and forced to undergo an unnecessary c-section that ended with the death of the baby, which was born with no brain. Beatriz now lives with the scars of El Salvador’s staunchly anti-abortion laws and suffers numerous health issue, most of which could have been avoided had she been allowed to abort.

So no, you may not be directly killing people personally, but your ilk definitely are.

[apersnicketylemon]

Also worth noting: Abortion is not and will never be murder. It doesn’t fit the definition of murder, which is a legal term and has very specific requirements that abortion fails to meet across the board.

Pro choicers and abortion doctors have killed no people. Pro lifers kill about 47,000 people every year, and have committed numerous other acts of terrorism, and crime through the years with other pro lifers hailing them ‘hero’s’ and saying they feel no sympathy for the victims.

[iraffiruse]