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styofa doing anything
trying on a metaphor
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2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point
I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood
Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.
did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up
i think about it so much
@ladyepicenter
how the fuck
T H E M O L E D I V I N E R
Of course there is an ancient Scottish art of finding moles in golf courses.
druids are real and they use their animal affinity for mole-grabbing
IT’S SO CUTE AND SO DISPLEASED WITH THE SITUATION
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
There are no gods here
Do I look like the kind of man who dies
God’s dead and soon we will be too
I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
God wishes he were me
One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts
what happens to draculas clothes when he turns into a critter: a list of theories
dracula is a master of illusion & tricks the eye into seeing a bat or whatever & in fact doesnt actually Truly transform at all
dracula doesnt give a Fuck about logic & transforms his clothes right along with himself
dracula himself cant actually transform & his clothes hold the magical properties that allow him to shapeshift
whatever the fuck that shit was they did in animorphs
dracula has to wriggle his little bat self out of a sea of clothing & then he just turns up ass naked wherever he lands next & nobody questions it
• Dracula is always naked and uses his powers of illusion to make you think he’s wearing clothes
this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute
“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”
“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”
“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”
“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”
“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”
“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”
“actually, reverse racism does exist.”
“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”
“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”
“niggers.”
THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE
WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY
MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.
What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!
I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod
good plot twist
What? Like it’s hard?
this dude is having a meltdown because blizzard made a middle eastern map that isnt a stereotypical a desert shithole
This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.
i hate the whole oppression works both way thing because like
for instance
if you go up to your boss and say “YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOURE FIRED!!” nothing happens to your boss because you’re not in a position to do anything to her like that. if she goes “NO, YOURE FIRED.” then you’re out on your ass and unemployed. you both said the same thing, but its effects were COMPLETELY different, because of the POSITIONS OF POWER.
A photoset of a thread posted today by Planned Parenthood via twitter. They’re breaking news about congress taking steps to defund Planned Parenthood and end with a call to action.
You can follow them at @PPact on twitter to catch their live developments of what is happening as this unfolds.
My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice
interesting method
My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?
I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.
Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.
1-5: Plains and fields
6-8: Forests
9-11: Mountains
12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands
15-17: Farms and towns
18-19: Larger cities
20: Capitals and castles
what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?
then you have a very busy continent
not all of those are d20s though, so you’d have to come up with another method for the other ones
Adjusted for all dice you might have
D20
1-5: Plains and fields
6-8: Forests
9-11: Mountains
12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands
15-17: Farms and towns
18-19: Larger cities
20: Capitals and castles
D12
1-3: Plains and fields
4-6: Forests
7-8: Mountains
9-10: Tundras and snow covered lands
11: Farms and towns
12: Larger cities
D10
1-3: Plains and fields
4-6: Forests
7-8: Mountains
9: Tundras and snow covered lands
10: Farms and towns
D8
1-4: Plains and fields
5-6: Forests
7: Mountains
8: Tundras and snow covered lands
D6
1-3: Plains and fields
4: Forests
5-6: Mountains
D4
1-2: Plains and fields
3: Forests
4: Mountains
Holy shit. Definitely using this.
I swore at how simple this motherfucking thing is. You’re all bastards and i love you.
Reblogging this for later use.
@beanmoreau FUCK HAZE THIS IS THE METHOD WE SHOULD HAVE USED!!!!
Love it! Still can to an extent if you’d like. I’ve only done the draft in full so far 😁
@qinipo
Year 1017
c. May: Melus of Bari begins a rebellion, supported by Norman mercenaries. His Lombard forces are victorious in three pitched battles against the Byzantine Empire.
c. July: Cnut the Great, King of England, marries Emma of Normandy, widow of the penultimate monarch, Æthelred. He divides England into the four Earldoms of Wessex, Mercia, East Anglia and Northumbria.
2nd half: Kiev burns. Possible date at which construction of Saint Sophia's Cathedral, Kiev, is started.
2nd half: Abd ar-Rahman IV succeeds Sulayman as Umayyad caliph.
if you have a personality disorder youre 100% responsible for your toxic behavior & how you treat others, having a pd isnt a pass to be abusive
I don’t think I’ve looked at my okcupid since i received this message two years ago
ever since that day i’ve been asking myself…. am I? am I a filthy cum goblin?
Is that so?
Women have been a leading force in sanitation strikes, calling for equal treatment and job security. This particular service industry has been the focus of multiple feminist manifestos and employment goals. Women fought long and hard to gain the right to work in sanitation, and they’re continuing that effort to open up the field more. This issue is so big that Parks and Rec even made an episode about it.
Female sewer workers have repeatedly sued the DEP for unfair treatment, seeking to open up the industry and gain equal status with their male peers. Sewer work is often targeted for its biased hiring practices. Hundreds of female candidates fight for limited available positions, but most are turned away, despite having the necessary experience and skills. Feminist workers recognize that these women are willing and able to do the work, but aren’t getting the opportunity to gain employment here.
Historically, coal mining is one of the most highly targeted careers for gender bias. Women have been petitioning for the opportunity to mine safely since the Industrial Revolution. This is actually one of the primary and best studied examples of women fighting to enter traditionally male fields. Lots of women, who both succeeded in the mines and didn’t, continue to petition for increased access to this field.
And yeah, women want white collar jobs too. Go figure - A diverse population of women, with different abilities, interests and levels of education, are all fighting for the right to seek diverse forms of employment. Fighting for equality in one sphere doesn’t mean that we’ve forgotten about the others.
Just because you aren’t paying attention to the feminist movement doesn’t mean that the feminist movement is nonexistent.
“But you never see [oppressed group] demand [x]”
No, YOU never see it. Because you’re not looking.
they made an entire movie about sexism in the coal mining industry even????
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
thank you
