Running On Anxiety, Tea And Goldfish Crackers

holy shit

[slugonascrabbletile]

s is for slug

[monstrosity-positive]

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

[catchymemes]

[mustachioedwalrus]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[cinematech]

[tonyalmeida]

[favoritesticle]

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

[rogue-ai-cat]

Someone said "tornadoes aren't fucking around" and I thought, "I think all tornadoes do is fuck around."

I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even damaging the cars. I saw one pick up an SUV and place it unharmed in a reasonable parking place four miles away. I've seen multiple tornadoes decide to fuck this house in particular in a dense suburban area. I've seen a tornado appear out of a blue sky. One picked up my grandparents garage and moved it six inches to the right and the next year a different tornado put it back. Neither took a shingle off the thing. They are literally just mischief.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out

[the-haiku-bot]

tornadoes love to

fuck around, and we are the

ones left to find out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[river-running-wild]

I initially read this as “tomatoes don’t fuck around” and boy howdy did it make the rest of the post really fucking confusing

[hanzobow]

alfred molina is a national treasure

[blapis-blazuli]

I thought these tags in the reblogs had prepared me for what was coming. They did not.

[tikkety-tok]

[physicalvocalist]

@foxpost-generator

[foxpost-generator]

^w^

[amygdalae]

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

[amygdalae]

I will simply make a bloodborne character that looks like the iconic character of the burger king and I will dress him in the most burger king outfits available to me in the videogame bloodborne

[amygdalae]

Thus begins my delicious journey... now on to the Fashion (speeding my way to cainhurst by any means neccessary)

[amygdalae]

Success!!!

OMW to deliver delicious whoppers to all the beasts of yharnam

[chipper-smol]

dragon at the low end of the food chain gets a dumb idea

[icejuliet314]

Trans dragon meets enby dragon?

[chipper-smol]

I

didn’t even realize

I was just drawing pretty dragons and those colors worked for what I wanted pdafgDFG

[pokemon-npcs]

“Are the Ditto Five responsible for this? The Ditto Five love humans so much that they transform into humans. They are very troublesome! They mean no harm, but they mess up people’s relationships, so they are registered as wanted Pokémon.”

[big-hungry-gryphon]

What did he do with the real Officer B

[fantaboy91]

Officer B shows up right after this scene. Though it’s heavily implied that Officer B was actually another Ditto that learned human speech all along.

[fantaboy91]

Since you asked for an explanation I will elaborate. I just re-played through Pokemon Ultra Sun so this is fresh on my mind. Basically when you do this side-quest, you search for the Ditto Five which are disguised as humans in Konikoni city of Akala island.

After the scene in this photo set, which is the start of the quest, Officer B returns and says how he was out on sick leave. Then you find the other four ditto disguised as the Lomilomi masseuse, the chef at the restaurant, the herbal medicine salesman and Olivia herself.

When you finished defeating or catching all five, Officer A thanks you and starts saying something along the lines of: Although they look identical to humans, the Ditto Five were easy to find because they can’t speak. But imagine if a Ditto learned human speech and lived among us, without us ever knowing. As he says this, the camera slowly zooms in on the face of Officer B. Afterward when you talk to Officer B, he says: Ditto is a truly amazing Pokemon.

And that’s the end of the side quest.

[songsofwaterandnight]

HELLO??

[espanolbot2]

Finding out that dittos can impersonate humans is one of the more horrifying Pokemon facts I’ve learned by accident, if only because it opens up another possible candidate for who Ash’s dad might be.

[mr-deep-downer]

amo

amongu

[megaceros]

gummy lamas

[megaceros]

And the less talented brothers

[repeat-script]

godspeed purple llama friend

[orchid-through-concrete-deactiv]

There he go

[blazestarninja13]

There he go

[lizluvscupcakes]

There he go

[lavendersage]

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather

[othernotebooksareavailable]

and carve one strawberry into slices like it’s a ham

[lavendersage]

you get it

[constable-frozen]

○ △ □

[the-order-of-smartasses]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[confusedbyinterface]

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[copperplatebeech]

“Halloween 10: The Fuckering”

[elmofongold-deactivated20250823]

this is spoopy erasure

[butterflyinthewell]

“Fuckering lights” makes me cackle EVERY time I see it.

[a-starry-teal]

@mylittlehime @neoyi

[huffylemon]