CYBERSEX JOE BIDEN

[theazureesper-deactivated201807]

Look at his face, man.

He is so disappointed in you.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHY DID YOU NOT PATENT THIS”

[perezsoso]

[gobbo69]

im sneakie.

[gobbo69]

im clever.

[gobbo69]

im shiftie.

[gobbo69]

im goblin.

[sitdownrestaurant]

And?

[gobbo69]

and im comin.

[thehomebrood]

I swear I laugh every time I read the flavor text for Power Word Kill in Pathfinder

[niyarest]

HI this is your Tumblr Art Mom™ uwu and today i will teach you THE ONLY way to draw something RIGHT!!

[subjective advice]

[subjective advice] 

[subjective advice] 

[blatant lie about color theory]

[”NEVER DO THIS OR YOU’RE A BAD ARTIST OMG”]

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

lesbians that make posts abt wantin a gf are so funny to me cuz they read like 2011 tech forum threads

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

single lesbian (op): i want a gf

single lesbian 2: same

single lesbian 3: same here

single lesbian 4: me as well. let me know if you find one

single lesbian 5: yea same here

[close thread]

[amanaci]

you know. could replace pretty much any of hanzo’s lines with a dwight quote and it virtually wouldnt make a difference

[amanaci]

[raptorific]

“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me”

[mootablemimic]

“How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.“

[coinopcollectables]

fluorescent arcade carpets

[screenshotsofdespair]

[beauchemin]

take your time buddy

[kaijuqid]

his name is boots.png

[skajador]

Big Boss: please don’t call me Big Boss. I got that name cause I killed my mom and I don’t like thinking about killing my mom 

Everyone: but you are so big.. and you are our boss…

[indeprivable]

You’re scrolling through your dash, one of your popular mutuals made a textpost. ‘Give me kins reccs,’ it says. You reply in hopes of impressing them, they ignore your contribution. You refresh your dash. New textpost. ‘I’m Mikan from Danganronpa now. No fakes.’ You take a deep breath, that’s one of your unlisted IDs. You ponder if you should drop her or not.. Just then, you get an ask, it’s from your QPP. It reads: ‘Hey Justin is kin with Mikan now and doesn’t like fakes so i have to block you, sorry!’ You try to tell them you’re dropping Mikan, but it’s too late, they already put you on their BYF as their abuser. You cry.

[indeprivable]

you weren’t meant to relate to this

[prokopetz]

Theory: the reason none of the characters in the Death Stranding teasers have had names revealed is that the actors are actually playing themselves.

The story is about the actual Norman Reedus and the actual Guillermo del Toro being hunted through the ruins of post-necropocalypse Earth by the actual Mads Mikkelsen.

The final boss is Hideo Kojima.

[prokopetz]

I made this post a year ago and I’d just like to note that nothing that’s been revealed about the game since then actually refutes it.

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[bittyblueeyes]

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

[ziamdynasty]

a wholesome post thank u

[shrineart]

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

[agayworthfightingfor]

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

[ofools]

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

[elly-bird]

“You look good in your outfit today.”

“Thanks the flesh is my own.”

“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”

[sindri42]

Norman Reedus is a human who is unaware that either of them is not human. Guillermo del Toro is the only one involved who knows the truth and he can’t wait to see what happens next.

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018