Adam is confused.

i have no clue what I'm doing.

[stream]

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[languageoclock]

[bad-er]

[transpondster]

[biscuitmango]

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

[geekophiliac]

fucking superb you funky little alien

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[nefeloudi]

I mean sex is fine but have you ever nap with someone hugging you?

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[peanutbutterandjeri]

I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie

Im glad I’m not the only one

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[ruinedchildhood]

me: *hangs foot off the bed*

[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[lesbianakaashi]

[dilf-pickle]

why hasnt britney spears been a guest judge on drag race yet?? she knows about lip syncing better than anyone else

[mxnrique]

YOU KNOW WHAT?

[will-ow-the-wisp]

Well thank god

[lordtrash-deactivated20161201]

Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool

[dopeybeauty]

me: wow i feel great lately!!!! everything Is Working Out

my anxiety:

[dopeybeauty]

me, 47 seconds after getting my anxiety calms: okay..!! that was Horrible…. but its passed. now i can focus on being happy and healthy, I feel motivated and ready to live My best life. I Can Handle Anything

my depression, 48 seconds after my anxiety calms:

[dopeybeauty]

me, 76 hours into my manic episode: please…. BRAIN….. i beg of u. ..gib me The SERATONIN… d o p a m i n e……….. Please Give To Me

my brain:

[jame7t]

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

[jame7t]

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

[jame7t]

sloth and pride make Bottoming

[hairbrush9]