Bastard

bi, 278. Instagram @villainous_wench

[throathole]

Who wants to draw pictures and play pretend with me tomorrow

[maggieithink-06]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[sonoran-partisan]

Out of Touch Advent

[1001galaxygal]

Dan and Phil might be cringe millennials but they’re MY cringe millennials and I will support them no matter what

[liass-21]

the authors note of all time

[chrispineofficial]

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

[fearbehere]

obsessed with the search of glory being a driving factor for the demigods. these are kids who have spent their entire lives as outcasts, being haunted by nightmares and monsters no one believed were real. most of these kids die before reaching adulthood. of course they want attention, of course they want blood, of course they want to win. there must be goodness in this suffering. it cannot all have been for nothing

[stuckinapril]

(girl who’s been suppressing her feelings ever since she hit the age of 12) I just think you should be in touch with your feelings more

[yb-cringe]

sometimes ill just check in on finnster because of how interesting the whole. situation n shit around him and discussion etc became and heard his new stance on gender is ‘im not a man. im not a woman. im just based”

and someone said “so nonbinary?” and he went “nope. just fucking hot. my gender is based entirely on how cute my outfit is that day” and god it is so fucking sick as hell i love that

[yb-cringe]

nothing gets me more hype then queer people refusing to be boxed into labels like yes… YESSsss… i am leaning forward in my seat rubbing my evil queer hands together

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[eldritchxbabe]

Lotta posts on here about multiple orgasms but very few posts on here acknowledging people who take time to finish, can only cum once, or don't even have the goal of having an orgasm every time they have sex. You're not unsexy. You're not broken and it doesn't mean you're having sex wrong. Once I heard someone say the goal can just be "feels really good" and it was like the first damn time it occurred to me due to the whole *frustratedly gestures at stigma around not cumming during sex*.

[eldritchxbabe]

Let's also not forget that even experienced, attentive partners can need guidance to make someone cum. Everybody's body is different. There's no shame in asking someone what they like, what kind of motion, how much pressure, or which spots are most sensitive, etc.

It's honestly not a big deal if you're not a sex god who can make them cum every time.

The only way to have sex wrong is to not respect everyone's consent and to not communicate.

[eldritchxbabe]

Also just laugh about it. Experiment. Get weird. The more comfortable you feel around someone when you don't cum the easier it is to cum.

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[purlturtle]

Not "belongs to me"; "belongs with me."

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[disc80s]

i thought my suicidal late teens were the hardest years of my life but nothing could’ve prepared me for my 20s waking up everyday with no purpose, feeling so lost, unable to keep up with friendships, watching everyone move on with relationships and careers and being unable to catch up. and I’m such a “life is not a race” type of person but damn I’m losing so hard rn

[disc80s]

seeing this resonating with so many of you is actually kinda comforting. here’s a hopeful quote from Tennessee Williams “Something in me will save me from utter ruin no matter what comes.”

[sandersstudies]

Which of your parents would you say you are becoming (or are most like)? (Assume these are the people who raised you most, even if they’re not biological: adopted, stepparent, etc.)

I’m a girl; becoming my mom

I’m a boy; becoming my mom

I’m nonbinary; becoming my mom

I’m a girl; becoming my dad

I’m a boy; becoming my dad

I’m nonbinary; becoming my dad

I don’t know one or both of my parents well enough to answer

I have multiple moms, multiple dads, or a non-nuclear family structure

I’m nothing like either of my parents (You’re lying)

If “other” you are legally required to reblog and explain and it BETTER be good

Voting ended onDec 17, 2023

[were--ralph]

Are you trans

YES

no

it's so fucking complicated

Voting ended onDec 22, 2023

[were--ralph]

rb for sample size

[versegm]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

[remyousa]

[a-ginger-in-black]

File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".