world's silliest billy

lesbian, he/him, 22, beast of unknown origin

[infertilityidol]

[derbophobia]

so far in july i have had sex 14 out of 19 days. god i love being transgender

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[rednines]

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[contemptible-scoundrel]

now enjoy this heartfelt rock ballad dedicated to digital illustrations of tali'zora vas normandy ejaculating out of her penis so hard her legs shake

[derbophobia]

my brother graduates soon from th [starts actually vomiting] the police academy. god hes a fucking stupid bitch i cannot believe he did this and followed through. we were never close at all but its just so insane that he, for the first time in his literal entire life, developed a sense of ambition and drive. he used to do nothing for 20 hrs a day and now he jogs miles a day. and its for this. OF ALL THINGS. to go be a pawn for the fascist government in the most direct and obvious way. i wish he'd stayed a goddamn neet omg. the police force doesnt need you dude the destiny 2 servers needed you way more. oh god and hes so stupid. i need him to get shot in the line of duty now .im so pissed.

[boobcareer]

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

[biteybeast]

they're trying to caramelize my penis on low but luckily i know that it takes roughly 45 minutes to an hour so i may escape unscathed

[segamascott]

[rednines]

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[derbophobia]

weighed myself, went and pissed a ton, then reweighed out of curiosity. how the fuck did i have a half pound of piss in my body

[iamaine]

extreme respect to the guy i spoke to this evening who doesn't believe in ghosts despite having seen two. 'materialism is just true so those were hallucinations.' only time i have heard someone who has seen a ghost say this

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[dragongirlsweetie]

i heard mitch mcconnell got shot in the neck while doing a talk at a utah university