world's silliest billy

lesbian, he/him, 22, beast of unknown origin

[sunburnt-brian]

[vindogy]

Jeopardy if it was woke

Contestant: I'll take "officer down" for 400

Kenna Jennings: Hundreds gathered to say their goodbyes to this fallen Louisville police officer, who not only got her body butchered, but also her name

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[doublelp]

[unusual]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[yasmin1000000]

you are such parrybait... mommy is going to heavy melee cancel you ... mommy wont let you ever claim the urn #DEADLOCKURNFETISH

[derbophobia]

never ever let people tell you posting wont get you gay sex. my girlfriend of 2 years saw my teenage post about orange allergies + anteating YEARS before she met me

[homeboygirl]

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[derbophobia]

transition timeline for a mantisgirl where each time she molts she looks a little bit happier and a Lot bigger

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[ifeelsixfeettall]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the decorating bees can hold things and do stuff.

[flower-crow]

[id: a gif of a bee from guild wars 2 cooking on a grill. end id]

[flareonfloof]

autism be damned my bee can work a grill

[cpericardium]

[visenyaism]

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop

[akashicrecord]

I heard EA is developing a sequel to Spore where the animals can self mutilate in response to psychological distress