[darlingeddycullen]

Some of y'all didn’t use The Twilight Saga as a form of escapism from your childhood trauma and honestly it shows

[earthandanimals]

Red fox sits among Ravens.

Source

[fadeintocase]

there is something supernatural taking place here that we are not understanding.

[teaandwii-blog]

Tricksters sit with others in peace because they know there’s no point trying to outsmart a trickster.

[randomfandomimagine]

If no one tells me ‘you have bewitched me body and soul’ or ‘as you wish’, then what’s the point?

[aphrobites]

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

[tofu-pofu]

girls will see a building that's not on fire and say "is anyone gonna burn that" and not wait for an answer

[snorlaxatives]

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

[allthingshyper]

“You, your children, and your childrens children can dig for the next one hundred years. And you will never find it. Start digging, Trout.”

Absolute fucking metal last words.

[catsbeaversandducks]

This Aquarium Picks The Naughtiest Penguin Of The Month

We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either. 

Photos by National Aquarium of New Zealand - Via Bored Panda

[its-little-miss-muffet]

My biggest takeaways from this are that Mo is starting some kind of fish theft ring and Timmy finally snapped after being pushed off the pier one too many times.

[tricktster]

boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”

[tricktster]

boss today asked me if I knew what a bear was and it took the incredible effort of forcing every bone in my body to solidify into one giant Super Bone and in the process fusing my jaw shut for me to stop myself from saying “uh, yeah dude, you but gay.”

[tricktster]

boss texted me today about all the business we’ve been getting and i texted back “haha yup our dance card is getting pretty full!” followed immediately by two minutes of debilitating panic about whether that was an actual saying or just some nonsense I’d made up.

[tricktster]

boss came to my office today strictly to tell me he got hamilton tickets and had the nerve to be insulted when i referred to him as “the biggest copycat there ever was.”

[tricktster]

boss today texted me the most unorthodox elipsis i’ve ever seen

[tricktster]

my boss’s parents and my parents each have vacation homes in the same retirement community, which is widely rumored to be a hotbed of sexual depravity, so sometimes i deliberately antagonize him by implying - very innocently and with plausible deniability - that our parents swing with each other

[tricktster]

boss just came into my office to ask me a question, paused and said “what the FUCK are you listening to?” and when i sheepishly admitted it was a remix of the wii shop channel music, he just left.

[its-spelt-like-k-a-i-t]

op what is your occupation

[tricktster]

Rascal. 

[slab-o-meat]

today my lyft driver was like, why is this road blocked off? there's no construction? and got out of the car and moved the cones out of the way and kept driving. there was a guy putting his hands up to stop the guy and everything but we were gone

[ruinedchildhood]

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

[silverjirachi]

You do the crime, you get the crime.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is working!

[fandomsarepainful]

Now Crime Man has to have a seperate blog all on its own as well as its own following.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is to eventually make a crowdfunding campaign for a Crime Man graphic novel. I’m already in talks with people who could do the art.

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[norseminuteman]

HaHa

[spartanlocke]

recognition,

realization,

fear.

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[thenewkickstarter]

[lothlenan]

This is all I’ve done so far! I cringed at the idea of doing a comparison because my own art looks terrible when compared to the original masterpieces, but since others have done it I figured I may as well.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The most fun part about doing these pieces is that I feel I’m exploring the original painters’ mind a little. And hopefully learning something from them in the process! :P

[shiftythrifting]

this ominous shirt from goodwill in maplewood, mn

[catchymemes]

[fivevotesdown]

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

[wildpokemon]

katara season 3 episode 16: the southern raiders