LA VIE EN ROSE

I thought you died alone. A long, long time ago.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[catcrumb]

[machine-saint]

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

[action-exclamation]

[thiefking]

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

[thiefking]

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need

[lady-sanguis]

parentheses my beloved (they are for bonus thoughts) (and questions) ( and sidetracks) (like a 2nd conversation on top of the first)

[valtsv]

thoughts on tiktok?

[valtsv]

my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time

[melonmemes]

[mikaeled]

Cast of Death Stranding (2019)

[ilovecats4ever]

Death Crying (2019)

[verdanturf]

im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what's going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

SANS YOU COULD’VE ASKED IF YOUR BROTHER WANTED TO GO FIRST!!!

[losangelesvalorant]

[katribou]

bro we are crimson flowers

[natureunveiled]

Fedor Bronnikov

Pythagoreans’ Hymn to the Rising Sun

c.1869

[papijudy]

Thank you for the positive feedback! x)

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[cirrates]

the funniest part of the original potterheads grab your wands post is that of mice and men was there. at some point in time there was a sizeable of mice and men fandom on tumblr.

[cirrates]

:( that wouldve been so funny though. grapes of wrath fans grab your grapes

[carrionbeast]