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@adeptus-mechanicus-official
Introductory Missive:
This blog shall represent the intrests of the Mechanicus. This blog is operated by Arch-Envoy Catharia.
We will not tolerate any usage of Abominable Intelligence or any other form of tech heresy
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Hiya!
Logistical question, If I were to commandeer a xeno ship in the name of the emperor could I legally keep it and use it in future battles? Taking and reusing their tech doesn't go against any explicit text to my knowledge, It could even be beneficial. Thank you in advance!
Thank you for your inquiry.
I suggest that you direct this question towards the Ordo Xenos of the Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition or @adeptus-mechanicus-official . We are not generally involved in matters of theft, we only enforce the Lex Imperialis.
That being said, we at the Adeptus Arbites discourage the use of any and all xenos technology. Xenos are inferior to humanity, and the same can frequently be said for their technology. They and their creations were not made in the Emperor's vision, and as such could never meet the quality of the tools of war produced by our factorums and craftsmen.
This is tech heresy. The action of taking foul xenotech for personal use is unacceptable. Destroy the xenotech in question and report to your nearest tech priest for servetorization.
Notice: Servitors may only be fed by a trained tech-adept. Additionally, servo skulls never require feeding. If you have heard one demand feeding, report it to your nearest tech priest.
Do you blueskins smoke?
—Definitely not a gue'vesa that's bored on it's work break and it's snooping wround in communication channels they shouldn't have access to
No. We don’t smoke. It is a disgusting habit that… Okay, N’dras walked out.
They were checking things here because… Ethereal Boss Reasons or something.
We aren’t supposed to smoke, but a good few T’au do so as a method of medication to cope with life’s hardships. It poses a good bit of health issues, but folks still smoke. It’s not the end of the world, but it’s not great either.
I do not understand why you would smoke. Direct injections tend to be significantly more efficient.
Help another rogue tech priest put a chip in my brain and now it feels like there's bugs in my head. I hate living in forge worlds
Another rogue tech priest? Do you mean to say this has happened to you before? Either way, report yourself to the nearest non-rogue tech priest, and inform them of what has happened to you. They will deal with it from there.
Was the Emperor and the Administratum this slow for passing Martian labor laws too?
@venusian-slime-worker
What is a labour law? I am aware of labour, and am aware of laws, but I am not aware of these two concepts combined.
They are laws created to ensure safe workplaces and protect the rights of workers.
Why would such things be created? Workers are an incredibly expedible asset. These concepts appear inefficient.
Was the Emperor and the Administratum this slow for passing Martian labor laws too?
@venusian-slime-worker
What is a labour law? I am aware of labour, and am aware of laws, but I am not aware of these two concepts combined.
I found this adeptus mechanicus and a toaster
Take them please
Gladly... why is the toaster covered in oil?
@adeptus-mechanicus-official every time I attempt to archive the toaster the stasis fields near it start acting strangely, do you have a hypothesis of why this may be.
*sounds of tech priest being shoved back into stasis* also that does happen on occasion.
Any help would be apreciated, if not I will borrow someone who can
I am not helping you foul nephilomech! Return to your junk pile and stop contacting me.
Official ominous sign
I don't think we need more clerks than soldiers. Maybe we should cut the schola budget.
With all due respect, Lord Guilliman, Arbitrators and many special forces units come from the Schola, not to mention many of the Adepta Sororitas.
Perhaps a directive to adjust who is trained for what roles would improve the situation?
It is the scholam which provides many of our tech-priests. If you reduce schola funding those soldiers will find themselves with no guns or armor to make use of.
Okay. So to recap. @goldenthroneresident now has:
organs (origin unknown)
hair (illusion) (from a Chaos sorcerer)
had skin at some point during this, presumably included with the organs, but it was then removed again (culprit unknown)
blood that matches no known blood type (this has been in place for a little while)
vocal chords that are probably equally likely to be rejected the second he gets a functioning immune system, considering they're from the same source as the blood
He is also missing:
both femurs (replaced with replicas)
bottom teeth
two ribs (replaced with replicas)
...Great.
ACTUALLY I DIDNT GET A REPLICA OF MY RIGHT FEMUR
Ah. That's... going to cause even more problems, then. At least there's not muscles or skin in the way yet.
Has the bone marrow sample site healed, at least?
I would offer to help, but last time I tried to help the Omnissiah went... Poorly. Instead I wish you the best of luck.
We have been informed that during this holiday, receiving a gift comes with the expectation of giving one in return. So, to show you that we are understanding and "respectful" of your customs, and in the spirit of the season, one of our Hernkyn fleets have acquired a large number of your Ironkin. Or as you lot call them "Kastelans". We hope you enjoy this gift of inconvenience as thanks for your many attempts to irritate me and my kin.
~Happy Sanguinala~
@galactic-core-trade-guild
The Skitarii will find you. But for now, enjoy your Kastellans.
Merry Sanguinalla everyone!
I have arrived above Triplex Phall. I am happy to report that the horrors of the warp left me untouched this time. Looking upon the planet, I am astonished by the wonders my order can make. I am now open for communications again.
Excellent! Excellent news indeed, colleague. You should be directed to the shuttles heading to landing pad 3-Chi after you dock at the orbital. I will be meeting you planetside!
I am glad your travels were safe, and you arrive unharmed.
I have landed! I am wearing typical Volundrian purple and gold robes so I should stand out.
I have arrived above Triplex Phall. I am happy to report that the horrors of the warp left me untouched this time. Looking upon the planet, I am astonished by the wonders my order can make. I am now open for communications again.
*the message is full of static and in binnaric*
I have.. failed. I fell to forces which led me astray... but I have recovered myself. I request temporary sanctuary from you... that I may properly recover away from the politics of my forge.
@adeptus-mechanicus-official
Oh, colleague... I register great relief to know you have returned to us once more. It was worrisome to hear that you had fallen off the path, and I could only regret not having been there for you when it was needed most.
Do you still feel lost? Is that why you seek a sanctuary? I hope I can offer some comfort. Minds and souls are not the typical purview of a Necromachinist, but is it not mine to unite what has been divided? Take heed of the old words.
The Machine scours away flesh, and drives away the fluids of decay. The Machine converts the discharges of emotion into logic, and sweeps away tangled thought into pure engrammatic reason. It is the work of the Omnissiah which surounds us, and by its grace that we were formed and completed once before. Though the gears may not turn back and undo what has been done, correct their alignment with repentance and anoint them with diligent works, and perhaps the corrosion of sin may be undone.
I await your arrival.
I have chartered a vessel, and shall be making my way for Triplex Phall. The captain has informed me that the warp looks clear to his navigator and that it should be a short journey. I will however place myself in stasis for the duration of the trip. I do not wish for a repeat of my last warp excursion.
The Vox crackles to life
"Oi is this those red robes that have been sniffing around our Ironkin? This is a formal warning to SODD OFF!"
Yours kindly
@galactic-core-trade-guild
*for a moment you hear nothing but static, but the vox clicks on eventually*
Please direct your query to one of my colleagues. I am currently going through something. If my colleagues cannot help you I may be able to help you soon.
Happy Sanguinalla
-Catharia
