#tech heresy

[ezri-is-real]

My body is a machine that turns grey plastic into painted miniatures

[adeptus-mechanicus-official]

Help another rogue tech priest put a chip in my brain and now it feels like there's bugs in my head. I hate living in forge worlds

Another rogue tech priest? Do you mean to say this has happened to you before? Either way, report yourself to the nearest non-rogue tech priest, and inform them of what has happened to you. They will deal with it from there.

[riokollivier]

“Just pretend we didn’t announce it!”

Words out of Todd Howard’s mouth. I think it is tragically safe to say we won’t be seeing ESVI anytime soon, especially since the team seems to be focusing on Starfield again, making new expansions and apparently working on implementing Generative AI (gross), much to the suffering of Elder Scrolls fans everywhere.

[bloodkrieg21]

I'm boutta commit heinous acts of tech heresy INNOVATING

Welcome to the dark mechanicum my friend

[adeptus-mechanicus-official]

What does it mean if my platoons Enginseer has spiky cog teeth on his robes instead of square ones? Also, do I really have to give him my blood to make sure the Chimera's suspension works or is he lying?

We are sorry to report this to you guardsman, but your enginseer is a heretic. Please report this behavior to a local highwr ranking member of the order. Also no, blood will decrease the efficiency of the suspension of your Chimera. A replacement engineseer will be deployed to your regiment soon.

[sprongulous-the-frungular]

[gioia-rodica]

We have a cramped kitchen at home, and for a while I was bummed because we didn’t have room for a toaster. Then hubs showed me how to use our small electric stove and a grilling basket to achieve toast perfection. Better results than a toaster tbh. 10/10 this is why I married the guy.

[skovlyste]

is it disrespectful to my phones machine spirit that i use it as a bookmark sometimes?