💫LastBreath💫

Chica Géminis💜♊ Holandesa. Amante de los libros. Futura Periodista🔏 Apasionada de la escritura💕

[yoongi-bts]

hobi’s stage presence is insane (vid cr. outroher on twt)

[kth1]

pretty pretty ♡ for @jimines​

[jimimn]

cool shade stunner ♡

[withyourblueflame-deactivated20]

#BTS_Butter | concept photo version 1 🧈 maknae line

[taeyoonge]

park jimin, the boyfriend you are (©qdeoks)

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: My food’s too hot. I can’t eat it. 

Namjoon:…..

Jimin *winking at JK from across the table*: You’re too hot but I still eat you. 

Namjoon *slamming his hands down on the table*: ONE DINNER. 

Namjoon: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: I just saw Jimin crying in the practice room for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work???

Jimin: It’s called time management.

[incorrectjungkook]

jungkook: you’ve heard of an elf on the shelf, now get ready for:

jungkook: [places pot on top of jimin’s head] a thot in a pot

jimin:

jimin: [standing up] get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where they're gonna find your body you little fu—

[sleepypandarmy]

Jimin: Can you just TRY to look at things from my perspective

Taehyung: *crouches*

Jungkook: *gets down on his knees*

Yoongi: *sits on the ground*

Jimin, to Tae and JK: I will murder you in your sleep

Jimin, to Yoongi: Get the fuck up you're the same height as me

[incorrect-bangtan-boys]

Namjoon: You have to apologize to Tae, Yoongi.

Yoongi: Fine.

Taehyung:

Yoongi: Unfuck you, or whatever.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Hobi: Why is Jin always doing the laundry so loudly? 

Namjoon *not looking up from his book*: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house. 

Jin *in the distance*: *Slams the washing machine shut*

[accuratebts]

Jungkook, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure

Namjoon, not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

hoseok as a science teacher

hoseok: so osmium is the densest material on earth, 22 grams in just 1 cubic centimeter.

student: so you're saying it's-

hoseok: [nods] thicc as fuck, yes.

-

hoseok, grading papers: [crying] they're so goddamn stupid.

-

hoseok: please don't tell your parents i keep a "near death experiences" count on the whiteboard of the lab

-

hoseok: whoever answers my next question can go home early.

jungkook: [throws paper ball at him]

hoseok: who threw that?!

jungkook: me! i'm going home, bye!

hoseok: SON OF A-

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Namjoon: Yoongi. What are you drinking?

Yoongi: Tea.

Namjoon: Oh. What kind of tea?

Yoongi: Tea...quila...?

[texts-bts]

beomgyu: the best part of an oreo is the cookie part

namjoon: without darkness, light is blinding. without light, darkness consumes all. one cannot live without the other

yoongi: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved. 

Namjoon: What?

Yoongi: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. 

Namjoon: Let’s go back to the “when I get murdered” part. 

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Jungkook: I'm never going to use this math in the real world!

[Later that day]

Jimin: Okay, we go on the count of three.

Jungkook, under his breath: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.