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im sorry, halloween has taken over the chat | 18+ | any pronouns | call me em or emmett | just another confused queerdo

[memeuplift]

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

“why does that character have to be queer?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be trans?”

why not?

“why does that character have to be a poc?”

why not?

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it

[ryttu3k]

Another good response along with “Why not?” - “As opposed to?”

Just watch them try not to say ‘normal’, JUST WATCH THEM.

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

[otherwindow]

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

[ninjanaomi]

I like how this is presented as factual information

[augustarambles]

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

[mandyseley]

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat

[cafeeconleche]

[oneheadtoanother]

[relelvance]

Reblog with your score

[official-megumin]

HOW?

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[official-megumin]

you can’t seriously exclusively play minecraft?

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i can and i do

[zzoupz]

the most devastating part about being transmasc is that I'm not quirky anymore, oh I like memes and playing games? I'm just like every other boys now. who the hell cares. I don't like talking about boyfriends and makeups? so does every men, idiot. cunt.

[zzoupz]

I see those posts that are like "only BOYS will understand this 😂😂🤣🤣" and I understand it and I can't even make a snarky comeback bc I am a boy. I'm just one of them. pain suffering etc

[zzoupz]

HEY HEY DON'T DO THAT

[catboybeebop]

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[hobbies306540111]

Scream

[dr-retard]

"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."

[irlwakko]

who suffered more

jesus christ

dr. heinz doofenshmirtz

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

[papayajuan2019]

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

[the-narrative]

she’s also a lesbian <333

[dajo42]

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake

me: by deconstructed you mean

warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it

me: you eldritch blasted it

[titleleaf]

A doctor: why you want top surgery

Me, a trans: you know those really douchey tank tops? The ones with the comically open arm holes?

[ragemovement]

[ravensknowledge]

COMRADE POTHOLE

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Hi so this phenomena is whats known as a sinkhole. For those of you that dont know let me lay it out for you.

So heres the general idea: A road is built, somehow, overtop a large cavern or cave. Doesn't really matter how. Now, the dirt is usually packed enough to support itself for a bit, because otherwise there wasnt a cave to begin with. Somehow, a pothole exists. That pothole gets deeper somehow, maybe erosion. Over time, it gets deep enough to start breaking in to the cave. Slowly, over time, the dirt stops supporting itself. Gets loose or whatever. And it all falls into that cave. So what was once a perfectly safe street with a Pig Factory above it is now a massive 30 foot hole in the ground with part of a Pig Factory in it.

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Meant to include this

[sosuperawesome]

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