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~Adrien~any pronouns~ ~aromantic asexual~

[wysswurst]

this comic still gets me

[ethicalmemes]

One size doesn’t fit all #EthicalMemes

[fuckyeah2000s]

[flyingtentacledlampfucker-deact]

any mention of black lives matter has disappeared off my dashboard so i thought y'all might want to know that police stormed a peaceful vigil in memory of elijah mcclain, attacking mourners with pepper spray. families were there. children were affected. this movement isnt over just because it's no longer trendy.

[pronouncingitwang]

more info: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/29/elijah-mcclain-colorado-police

GoFundMe organized by Elijah McClain’s mother: https://www.gofundme.com/f/elijah-mcclain

Email form for contacting Aurora officials: https://www.demandreform.us/stateemails/justice-for-elijah-mcclain

[dyingroses]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

[ohheyheyitsjj]

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

[animatedtext]

[exigencelost]

Shoutout to my therapist she tries so hard to keep up with me. I explained the concept of spell slots vs cantrips as a disability metaphor to her and she took notes. On a pad of paper. About the spellcasting mechanics of dungeons and dragons.

[exigencelost]

She was like “this is gonna come up again I’m guessing?” And I was like yeah probably and she said “okay hang on” and started writing. Bless

[lemonskittlesofficial]

me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper

[done]

Someone: *treats me badly*

Me: *forgives them immediately*

Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I’m mad at you.

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[remusthedukeofdeodorant]

I still have these habits

[annushorribilis]

[bengesko]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower​ I was just linked this and I felt you needed to see it. I cannot stop laughing and I’m wheezing from the effort of trying to stop.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

“Well, that little problem just solved itself.”

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

[monster-fucker]

M

[jame7t]

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[yahenni]

M

[nyxwoven]

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

girls who are in love with girls? *french kiss* that’s art

[everlastingcynda]

OP I think you forgot the difference between chef's kiss and French kiss

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

WAIT YES

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[bettyrightnow]

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go