You bake it, you buy it *chuckles*

Marinette Dupain-Cheng here, resident student Baker and hopefully someday, fashion designer

[cringecorekitty]

im going to try baking cookies for the first time ever does anyone have any tips? :)

[cringecorekitty]

fire

[cringecorekitty]

plagg said that i destroyed my cookies worse than he could have :( and the oven also

[marinettedesignsofficial]

You could’ve asked for help to avoid this whole situation

[marinettedesignsofficial]

Are you shadow banned or something I can't see you in the reblog list of adrien's post

Not that I know of…

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

are you chat noir

Pawlease! He wishes he was me! I get away with stealing more croissants than him.

[marinettedesignsofficial]

No you do not! You’re literally not allowed in the bakery unsupervised.

[marinettedesignsofficial]

what do you think is going to happen when he finds out?

I am so confused. When who finds out what?

[icecreamandre]

we're reaching out to you regarding your car's extended warranty. This is a final courtesy call. Ask one of our qualified operators for more information, available 24-7.

I drive an ice cream cart, I don’t believe I need insurance.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

You do, if half of your profession involves telling people they can't have ice cream together because the ice cream says they aren't shipping goals.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Or if you don't have a liscense to sell food

[rose-lavillant1]

or if you are homophobic

[julekacouffaineufficial]

Yeahh i would make a life insurance if I were you andre, my flamethrower was finally fixed today

[rose-lavillant1]

baby he isnt worthy trowubg your 1 freebie on arson

[ninolahiffeofficial]

But he's worth mine!

[rose-lavillant1]

nino wasnt gabriel statue the best freebie?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

That doesn't count as arson because it was Gabriel's statue

[rose-lavillant1]

the law still counts as arson sadly

[mister-bug-official]

why do you guys want to burn that statue? what i heard he died like hero right?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Dude, even if he did (it's still really sus), he was an absolutely dogshit father to Adrien

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

Yeah... Giving him space to heal didn't work for the over 2 years I tried it...

[marinettedesignsofficial]

He's lucky he's dead.

I mean- who said that? Amiright?

[marinettedesignsofficial]

adrien is a croissant

Yes, he's the cutest croissant I've ever met in person.

[marinettedesignsofficial]

hi there you okay?

I'm always okay!

[officially-ladybug]

are you a good kisser?

Idk ask Chat Noir

[argosofficial]

@cringecorekitty

[cringecorekitty]

yes :)

[icecreamandre]

The truth comes out!

I knew you two were in love!

[marinettedesignsofficial]

Shhh

Leave them be.

[eelec-knife-fish-kwami]

@the-real-bee-holder-vesperia @knife-ish-adjacent @officially-ladybug @chatblancofficial @duusu-peacock-kwami @allegrabaudelaireofficial @felix-graham-devanily @cringecorekitty @nothawkmothofficial @icecreamandre @angrienagreste @emonetteevil @slimshadybug @griffenoireofficial @multimouseofficial @adrienagrestebrandofficial @marinettedesignsofficial

Are you okay? I’m asking anyone not named Andre

And are you dead yet, Andre?

[marinettedesignsofficial]

I'm okay! Thanks for checking in

[marinettedesignsofficial]

are u still friends w/ chat noir??? cuz i think u two have a good dynamic, whether ur friends or more.

Chat Noir will always be my friend! He's a little silly, but that's one of the things I like about him.

[marinettedesignsofficial]

When are you going to tell Adrien???

I think he knows by now

[miasmultifandomdump]

I think Miraculous Ladybug makes a lot more sense when you remember its main characters are literally fourteen.

[icecreamandre]

Someone stole my ice cream cart!

[chatblancofficial]

Guilty :3

[marinettedesignsofficial]

Good kitty *head pats*

[marinettedesignsofficial]

Are you proud of the problems you have unleashed?

I am very confused.

[icecreamandre]

I do NOT ship MariChat.

They know why.

[cringecorekitty]

why do you hate love

[icecreamandre]

Why do YOU like seeing me get akumatized?

[cringecorekitty]

why are YOU getting upset enough over two teenagers going on a date to be akumatized instead of letting people handle their own relationships?

[marinettedesignsofficial]

I will never not be concerned about a grown man being so focused on whether two teenagers are or aren't dating with ice cream metaphors.

[marinettedesignsofficial]

How many people know you are privy to the horrors?

I don't know what you're talking about.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

((I kinda forgot about Tumblr briefly. But I'm here again

[marinettedesignsofficial]

((Hewo