I’ve been waiting all year to post this.
NASA
cherry valley forever

Kaledo Art
d e v o n
sheepfilms
trying on a metaphor
No title available

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

JVL
Keni

Product Placement

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
🪼
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Stranger Things
wallacepolsom
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Mike Driver
seen from Brazil

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from France
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Tunisia

seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Estonia
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
seen from United States
@rose-lavillant1
I’ve been waiting all year to post this.
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection
World Heritage Post
i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell
No Smorking. Parma Jawn
Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉
Okay, maybe this meme isn't so stupid after all
an entomologist rates ant emojis
Beautiful big almond eye, realistic and full of expression as she gazes gently at you. Elbowed antennae and delicately segmented legs and body. Gorgeous pearlescent sheen like she is glowing. This ant moisturizes. This ant is round and huggable. This ant is a star. 11/10.
Beautifully detailed, lifelike pose but with an unexpected neck and odd antennae, perhaps scared straight. Her eyes suggest she has seen things. Her expression confirms she has seen too much. She is haunted and I want to know more. 7/10.
Floppy antenna, pointy muppet face, oddly posed legs. What is she? She has no waist. May be she is some kind of bee in disguise? I find her unsettling. 3/10.
This ant has an unexplained, double-jointed thorax, and no evidence of a waist. Her four-footed pose suggests that she a centaur rather than an ant. Centaur ants would be cool. I’m not sure what was intended here. 2/10.
Good first impression, kind of bland in the details. This ant has no particular waist to speak of, floppy rather than elbowed antennae, and an inexpressive face. Her color scheme is soft and hazy. I like the sharp angles of her stylishly sophisticated legs. This ant may not know quite were she is going, but she knows how she is getting there. 6/10.
Were you even trying. 0/10
Gasp! This ant is elegant. This ant has a beautiful tapered thorax, a segmented abdomen, alert, elbowed antennae, and a light-footed pose. This ant’s face suggests curiosity and a desire to explore the world. This ant inspires me. I want to be like her. 10/10
3-legged, waistless centaur-ant with strange, limp antennae and a beak. I don’t know what this is? It kind of reminds me of a Hork-Bajir. 1/10, not an ant.
This ant… makes me sad. All of her legs are broken. The MS Paint art style and gradient abuse convey distress. She has a duck beak. Despite this, her expression suggests perseverance and determined cheerfulness. I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her. 3/10
This ant is a bold and challenging mixture of photorealism and caricature. She is broad and low-built and seems very sturdy. She looks like she would help you move. This ant is a dependable friend. 9/10
A picture of an ant from a children’s book. She is wearing little boots. This ant is wrong in every way, and yet I can’t stay mad at her. 7/10
An interesting, top-down view of an ant; her legs are positioned with slightly jarring symmetry. Nevertheless, her overall impression is that of a graceful, stylized design, like a pictograph. She is suitable for adorning fine garments and jewelry or perhaps gracing the walls of a tiny ant church. I like this minimalist ant. 8/10.
This is a termite. -10/10
why are these all marked as “she”? don’t female ants have wings??? why bother adding the pronoun???
Alates (male and female reproductives) have wings. The queens shed their wings after they mate. The males die. The daughter workers do not have wings. If you see an ant without wings, it’s a she.
And honestly—why bother panicking about things being called “she”? It’s not like I need a reason to gender a bug. I do it all the time. It’s fun. It’s humanizing. They don’t care.
I’m calling this spider she right now. 🕷️ her name is delanie. she’s a lesbian.
This post was such a delightful trip from beginning to end.
@type-blaze0
BUGS!
"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny
Catalina Cheng, “YOU ARE GAY AND CHINESE”
these horses are lesbians from the same artist!!!!!
me as a horse
sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????
To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you.
To all of the adults following me that never heard it from their parents: I’m proud of you, too.
To all people following me that have never heard it: I’m proud of you, too.
to anyone who may see this, following me or not: i’m proud of you,too.
it fucken WIMDY
At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.
@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.
I really need a feminised edit of Wimdy Fox but… I don’t think foxes have any visible secondary sex characteristics. Hmm.
oh fuck yes
so soft it hurts
i can’t believe i fell for it
This was actually pretty clever
This is some next generation bullshit fuck me
I want you all to know that i hate everyone
I love it
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
@make-me-president
I expected this but it’s so cool i love ir
FUCKING HELL
lmaooooooo glad it got you
The sound was off and looked at the rbs so I expected it
The sound was off and
looked at the rbs so
I expected it
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᒲᒷꖎ𝙹↸|| 𝙹⎓ ⚍リᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣∷𝙹ꖎꖎᔑʖꖎᒷ ᓵ⍑ᔑ𝙹ᓭ ᔑリ↸ ↸ᒷᓭℸ ̣∷⚍ᓵℸ ̣╎𝙹リ
a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision
i have a suggestion
forcefemming the billionaires won't help
sorry I thought you were someone else
Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have apparently released a new version where every joke on every card is fully explained, turning the game into an "Informational product" to make it 100% exempt from Trump's tarriffs:
https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/cards-against-humanity-avoids-tariffs-with-an-edition-that-explains-all-the-jokes-says-this-holiday-season-dont-give-donald-trump-a-f-ing-cent/
All profits go to the American Library Association. 💥📚
Here's a direct link to the preorder, too: https://www.explainsthejoke.com/
cards against humanity is suprisiling pro humanity, like this isnt the first time thwy said "fuck you im helping people"
do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis