Sighing Penguin

The faint echo of a penguin sighing

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[fiti-vation]

[meconiumaspiration194]

@songsaboutswords I saw a huge trump bus with flags and lights on it driving down my street saying “vote kid rock for senate. Vote kid rock for senate” and it felt like an episode of black mirror

[airframeextender]

i cant imagine looking this scene in the eye right before me and having to acknowledge its utter realness

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[e-lodicolo]

[animentality]

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor

[pixelameart]

its ok. 

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

I don’t give a shit but I care a lot

[cursedimagez]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

the raw density of things to uncover in this picture… the feeling as your eyes fixate from one subject to the next… it hits you in waves

[babelady]

some fukin 40 yr old trying to write a relatable dialogue between teenagers: boy: idk man it’s just that….when i see her my heart does the nae nae you kno…. *looks at floor embarrassed while running fingers through hair* boy # 2: haha Josh wow are you saying that you’re in LOVE haha like you have FEELINGS boy # 1: haha ofc not man i’ll see you at the party tonight *they dab in unision before parting ways, the first boy’s dab somewhat doubtful and solemn*

[amanatsumikan]

[kaijuuwrx]

That water is so fucking clear…

[imperfect-ions]

type of place I wanna live

[fallenforbands]

I’d be the idiot who forgets the water is there and falls off there porch everyday

[lemongrabmypenis]

Probably useless info but, the water is super clear because of the carp!!!

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

that is wonderful and useful info; what good scaly boys, they do their job so well

[cuboleso]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

Promoing at the beach

[genderpunkrock-deactivated20161]

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

follow the yellow dick-road

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

Flag for an Earth-colonized Sun

[volcel-official]

Boy, you dumb as rocks, how are you gonna colonize a star?

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

You land on the other side, when it’s night, and cooler.  Who’s the dumb one now?

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[thejakelikesonions]

the smell of a grill

[gif87a-com]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

[ocfos]

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[jaimejoker]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

she’s living in 2045