My Fucking Hip Hurts

Hey there. I’m eighteen and in the process of figuring out what’s going on with my bones—I made this blog because I felt bad complaining all the time about my pain but needed a vent space, and hopefully I’ll be able to find some people who relate!

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the next ibuprofen will fix me

[booblessgoddess]

One minute you're 16 years old and you sleep directly on the floor at your friend's sleepover and wake up just fine, and the next minute you wake up, you're 24, and simply taking a sweet little breath that contains a lil bit too much air makes your back hurt and three of your bones crack somehow, that's just life baby

[emi1y]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[twentythousandvolts]

[weirdchristmas]

Bored vodka.

[loveydoveykirk]

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[stonegnome]

Tired grapes.

[adventures-in-ouch]

hey guys watch this! *disassociates*

[creepish]

saw some symptoms online. reminded me of you 

[58kill]

Hush. You Hear That?

That’s The Sound Of My Bones And Fibers Creaking And Groaning Like A Sailing Ship. Ok.

[adventures-in-ouch]

in case anyone was wondering how I’ve been doing, I just broke down in tears and sobbed for about ten minutes because I accidentally killed my minecraft donkey

[adventures-in-ouch]

have a flare up in the shower and not be able to move, call that a streak freeze

[thebibliosphere]

I can’t help but feel like the the human condition would be greatly improved by the ability to remove our spines, whip them around to get the kinks out, and put them back in again.

[adventures-in-ouch]

one time I started to shake a woman’s hand and my hand was so cold to the touch she dropped it and yelped "what the FUCK? You’re freezing!" and I never spoke to her again

[adventures-in-ouch]

Fun fact about me: my thermoregulation is so out of wack that sometimes blankets don’t work to warm me up because I don’t give off enough body heat to trap under blankets. Instead, I have to find another heat source and put that under the blanket with me, usually in the form of a bag of rice or another person.

[adventures-in-ouch]

Man school fucking sucks. What is a deadline? Who gives a shit? Is this senioritis, or have I just stopped caring because everything outside of school is so exhausting? Why the hell should I write an essay about personal narratives when 2,000 people have died? “Find the median of these eight numbers—” No! No one fucking cares! Our society is crumbling around us and you want me to write 3-5 sentences about Muli Level Marketing?! Are you fucking insane?????? Fuck this!!!

[adventures-in-ouch]

I saw a woman not wearing a mask today and literally almost punched her in front of her kids

[adventures-in-ouch]

Like, how fucking dare you. How dare you step outside and infect everyone in the immediate vicinity and pretend that it doesn’t matter? Why not just wear a sign that says “I lack basic empathy”? You fucking bitch! I’m spending my senior year of high school in the guest room of my house, alone, having my depression get worse every single goddamn day just in the HOPES that this shit will end and you think nothing of that? I’m doing this! For you! For your safety, for your kids, for our HEALTH, and you can’t wear a piece of fabric over your face for TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES while you get GROCERIES? Fuck! YOU!

[adventures-in-ouch]

Man school fucking sucks. What is a deadline? Who gives a shit? Is this senioritis, or have I just stopped caring because everything outside of school is so exhausting? Why the hell should I write an essay about personal narratives when 2,000 people have died? “Find the median of these eight numbers—” No! No one fucking cares! Our society is crumbling around us and you want me to write 3-5 sentences about Muli Level Marketing?! Are you fucking insane?????? Fuck this!!!

[adventures-in-ouch]

I saw a woman not wearing a mask today and literally almost punched her in front of her kids

[adventures-in-ouch]

Man school fucking sucks. What is a deadline? Who gives a shit? Is this senioritis, or have I just stopped caring because everything outside of school is so exhausting? Why the hell should I write an essay about personal narratives when 2,000 people have died? “Find the median of these eight numbers—” No! No one fucking cares! Our society is crumbling around us and you want me to write 3-5 sentences about Muli Level Marketing?! Are you fucking insane?????? Fuck this!!!