back aff ya spooky bitch

skooshy cream vibes only. pls don't make me say carl or girl or burglary. thx xoxo

[shamebats]

"feminine pronouns" can be any pronouns as long as they have a bow on like such

he🎀him

[shamebats]

and for masculine pronouns you need to add a sports ball

she⚽her

[shamebats]

This gender shit is easy

[immortalbeingz]

Thomas Deininger

[nevver]

[efeceojota]

[barnacle-butch]

[depsidase]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mommyhorror]

Creepiest monster thing alive: moves like that

this little girl: 😊☺️😄😄☺️😊🤩

[itspeanutlove]

This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom

[arithmeticanimaniac]

[ramshacklefey]

The little boy holding the sign is having a Very Different Experience

[localpubliclibrary]

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[depsidase]

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[trans-girl-bagel]

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[trans-girl-bagel]

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

[trans-girl-bagel]

WHAT

[galaxywarp]

I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[sockdreams]

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

[eerian-sadow]

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

[2000three]

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

[cazort]

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

[nosebleedclub]

What do you believe in now?

[moldpuppy]

self preservation through love

[sleepdopesmoker]

chupacapra

[guillotinedream]

Chupacabra as well

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