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I did the 12 Days of Winter Whumperland 8D wherein i startedâŠforgot and then did 11 in 2 days~
This was the final day so 8D Happy Holidays
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Using an imp as step stool lol
on the topic of humans being the intergalactic âhold my beerâ species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roombaâą with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship
it doesnât have any special intelligence. itâs just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they donât have knives. itâs just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.
âwhat is the point?â asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. âis it to test your speed and agility?â
âno it doesnât really go that fast,â replies the captain.
âdoes it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?â
âI mean I guess so but thatâs more of a side effect.â
âdoes it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?â
âit doesnât stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool â someone write that down.â
âbut then what is its purpose?â
âI donât know,â the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. âit just seemed coolâ
this is the dumbest idea Iâve ever heard but I thought about it for five seconds and realized that if I were, say, a random communications officer onboard this ship and someone taped a knife to a roomba it would take maybe three weeks before even I was inordinately fond of Stabby. I would be proud of Stabby when I met up with my other spacefleet friends for space coffee, I would tell them about the time Stabby got the second mate in the ankle five seconds before the fleet admiral beamed on board and she swore in seven different languages in front of high command.Â
also by the fourth day Stabby would be in the shipâs log, heâd have little painted-on insignia, people would salute him as he went by, and someone would hook up a twitter account to tweet maniacal laughter and/or a truly terrible knock-knock joke every time he managed to nick someone.
Omg so the ting I typed up might actually happen this is gold
The Prompt had been âMissing after a battleâ
Prom thinkâs heâs dinner but in actual fact he is baby.
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Prom is a sad drunk
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A family of raccoons photobombed a wedding photoshootÂ
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forgetting #3 âI never suffered so the people claiming theyâre suffering are exaggeratingâ
You forgot #4 Iâve never suffered and I want to help make sure others donât suffer either