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i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

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But seriously, can you imagine coming from a nice date with your girlfriend, you’ve been dating for a couple of months, it’s going pretty well, and her ex is lurking outside her apartment and talking to her cat, which, while annoying is not that weird, and he seems like an ok guy, so you forget about it, and a couple of days later, you’re on a date in a nice restaurant, and the ex turns up looking like absolute shit, dunks himself into a lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you end up having to carry him out to the hospital where he has a seizure in the MRI and so you send him home but then you get his tests back and it turns out his fucking heart and internal organs are atrophying because of a sentient parasite which your girlfriend manages to separate only the ex runs away and the parasite ends up in your girlfriend who goes to give it back to her ex and then you end up in a weird four way relationship with your girlfriend, her ex, and a symbiote that finds the word parasite offensive

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Op what the fuck

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I enjoy looking at works of media through perspectives of those that are not explicitly shown to be the perspective that the viewer should be looking through

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The reason Dan is my favorite character is because this is the entire movie from his perspective and he just rolls with it. Politely.

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going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

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“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘”

iconic

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whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

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This is amazing

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Please op share with us the whole thing

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This sounds like what we would hear or read if Crowley or Aziraphale retold the whole bible from memory.

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The Lion King (2019)

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

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let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

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Ominous positivity

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You will be okay. You have no choice.

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Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

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You will succeed. It is inevitable.

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You’re gonna be happy. Get used to it.

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you’ll get through it. time passes whether or not we do something with it

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sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

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“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

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Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.

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do not pity the dead, pity the living, and above all, those who don’t appreciate sansa stark

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i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing

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“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

“But to praise despair is to condemn delight, to embrace violence is to lose hold of everything else. We have almost lost hold; we can no longer describe a happy man, nor make any celebration of joy.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas”