Aellic

20, transmasc, socially awkward

[anxietyproblem]

[anglbunny]

im so scared to post on ao3, genuinely, like what if im driving one day and i just end up exploding or smth. or i get kidnapped and released and on my way back home i twist my ankle and a dog starts chasing me but i can't run cause i twisted my fuckass ankle. like... the ao3 curse is no joke

[aellic-soweli-lili]

i posted for the first time on monday and my car was totaled 5 minutes later while my mom, sister, and i were driving home from california, we had to wait almost 11 hours for my grandparents to drive all the way there to pick us up and then drove all through the night and got home at 6:30 tuesday morning, all because i tempted fate by posting on ao3

[writing-prompt-s]

It is often said that uttering the Lord’s Name in vain is forbidden because it is blasphemy. No, the truth is far more mundane and hilarious than that: Every time His name is uttered in vain, the Lord sneezes.

[aellic-soweli-lili]

“oh my god i am so sorry”

“ahhCHOO you’re clearly not that sorry”

[knebellindemann]

[writing-prompt-s]

You're a superhero. While in your suit, you're beloved by the city, but outside of it? You're a homeless man, unable to get a job nor pay rent because of your duties.

[aellic-soweli-lili]

ooh i wanna write this when i finish with some stuff i’m working on

[writing-prompt-s]

"Let me put this in a way you'll understand: you may have summoned me, but the evil queen is like really hot, and my moral compass is very hormonal."

[aellic-soweli-lili]

i kinda picture this as a late teen or early 20s guy getting summoned to a fantasy world where the evil queen looks exactly like his celebrity crush and so he’s already simping for her and then she realizes it and thinks “hey if i seduce the only guy able to defeat me, i can be completely unstoppable”

[aellic-soweli-lili]

my grandparents got me some shirts for christmas and i’m trying them on rn and istg this is the first time since 8th grade that an xl not only fits me but is loose on me

ig living with someone who sucks at cooking is actually a blessing in disguise

[aellic-soweli-lili]

i never had that post-high-school glowup, did i not eat enough glowsticks?

[evilwizard]

HOLY SHIT you guys i just got back from an alternate timeline where i was never born. guess what. they all had free healthcare over there. also—no global warming. dogs lived as long as people

[im-a-meme-or-so-i-hope]

I'm sorry evil wizard. We have to kill baby you. It's for the sacred timeline. Nothing personal.

[evilwizard]

ive already prepped my baby self with all the best lightning spells and +5 mana shadow armor. good luck

[aellic-soweli-lili]

i’ll just stop your parents from meeting

[anxietyproblem]

[aellic-soweli-lili]

especially after a shower, i’ll just sit on my bed with the towel wrapped around myself and zone out for like 2 hours

[thememedaddy]

[aellic-soweli-lili]

i would get yelled at for doing this bc i only ever had motivation to do it at like 2 am and my parents room was right under mine lmao

[writing-prompt-s]

Your friend keeps giving you very random gifts at completely random times. It seemed like an odd but nice gesture, until you realise each gift has saved your life from any sort of incident some time after accepting it.

[aellic-soweli-lili]

idk why but i imagine this as like, a time travel thing, where the friend went through a lot of trial and error to figure out what random little gifts will stop you from dying

like “ok so i gave him a knife last time and he managed to stab himself instead of the big bad, so maybe i could give him a bag of marbles? he’s definitely clumsy enough to drop them on the floor, maybe the big bad will slip on them”

“ok so the marbles didn’t work, maybe if i just give him a new book he’ll get distracted and forget to go to the store, where the big bad is”

[aellic-soweli-lili]

thinking of easing my family into my transition… like “oh yeah i’m just wearing guy clothes bc i don’t get catcalled as much when i look like a guy” or “oh yeah i’m binding my chest bc i keep hitting it on the wall when i turn corners and it hurts so its really just for my safety” or “yeah i just cut my hair short bc i don’t like the way it feels on my neck when i get sweaty”

[thememedaddy]

[aellic-soweli-lili]

me on christmas at my grandparents house 😭

there were so many people there and i usually sneak off to the guest room and have a nap but people kept trying to talk to me bc this is my first time back home in nearly a year and apparently i’ve “grown so much” and “lost so much weight” and have “much better hair” so i was just stuck on the sofa the entire time

[thememedaddy]

[aellic-soweli-lili]

in my dads defense i actually was the best dish-washer bc i was the only person who didn’t put the dishes that say “hand wash only” into the dishwasher and i also made sure to get all of the food off the dishes i hand washed

[thememedaddy]

[aellic-soweli-lili]

my search history is almost entirely full of “how to spell [random jumble of letters]”

the most common one is frapachino bc no matter how much i google it i always forget how its spelled but my mom aways stops at starbucks on her way home from work and asks me what i want and sometimes i just give up on spelling and ask for hot chocolate

[aellic-soweli-lili]

fml i’m never gonna attempt to spell that word again

[thememedaddy]

[aellic-soweli-lili]

my search history is almost entirely full of “how to spell [random jumble of letters]”

the most common one is frapachino bc no matter how much i google it i always forget how its spelled but my mom aways stops at starbucks on her way home from work and asks me what i want and sometimes i just give up on spelling and ask for hot chocolate