Sweet craziness

Finally gave up and created one to make my procrastination more fun. I will reblog anything crazy I find. Just be aware that it may be a bit odd.

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokeball Terrariums made by PalletCraftsbyXev

[oodlyenough]

work is sending me to french training, which i have been nervous about. had the first lesson this morning. teacher told me i had beautiful pronunciation, like i'd been raised with it (i was not). dangerous ego levels for someone who can only hold conversations that sound like téléfrançais episodes

[oodlyenough]

today's feedback was essentially that it's confusing to speak to me because instead of sounding like an anglo i sound like a francophone who is an idiot fhklgglh

[spirantization]

you're like the real life version of that Paul Taylor bit

[havocthecat]

thank fuck for subtitles, all I have to say

[cristalplanetheart]

[xenomorphique]

that's not a cat that's a knock off

[weaver-z]

@devourer-of-shredded-cheese

[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

(via)

[faggottt]

[the-hall-of-fashion]

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[thesandbeneathmytoes]

😳😳😳

[vikander]

[clarkent]

#that time catwoman stomped captain kirk’s foot in front of mary poppins and gimli

[boredpanda]

The Most Beautiful Bonsai Trees Ever

[butt-berry]

Roses

[mouseinmypocket]

There should be a word for the microscopic spark of hope that you dare not entertain in case the mere act of acknowledging it will cause it to vanish, like trying to look at a photon. You can only sidle up to it, looking past it, walking past it, waiting for it to get big enough to face the world.

Mort, Terry Pratchett (via mouseinmypocket)

[bogleech]

You know, with all the language throughout Star Wars about “giving in” to the Dark Side, how the Dark Side makes you more powerful, how the Dark Side makes you age strangely and destroys you, it sure doesn’t sound like an “opposite side of the coin” so much as the “deeper end of the pool,” like it’s actually the true form of the force and being a Jedi is about keeping it tamed so it doesn’t eat you the way it actually wants.

[sinbadism]

the force is entropy

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Eldritch Jedi pls

[daxxglax]

This is one of the reasons i love the second Knights of the Old Republic game, wherein one of the major characters (who defines herself neither as Jedi nor Sith) actually views the Force this way, saying  “I hate the Force. I hate that it seems to have a will, that it would control us to achieve some measure of balance, when countless lives are lost.”

It’s also the game that gave us the two most entropic, eldritch characters in the franchise: Darth Nihilus, whose dark-side-borne ability to feed on the Force and consume life itself has twisted him into a half-living “wound in the Force”, more presence than flesh

and Darth Sion, whose entire body is a ruin, his flesh nothing but ragged scar tissue, every bone and muscle broken and torn, kept animated by will alone as he forces himself, second by agonizing second, to exist

I wish there were more horrifying perspectives on the force like that

[jollysunflora]

#the force is a horrorterror

[screamfort]

This is one of the reasons the term “Light Side” never felt right to me, even before it was used in any official media; The Force always struck me more like an ocean than a binary concept: the deeper you go, the darker and more crushing it gets — at a certain point becoming an effectually consistent darkness — and while light filters down and fades for some distance, if there is a truly light “side” it’d be the surface.

Which isn’t to say “the Force is evil unless you flounder about near the top” — just that it’s a natural force, and as such is something you need to respect and be adequately prepared for. (Take electricity, for example: super awesome and pretty dang useful, but OH HOLY SMOKES don’t try and harness it unless you REALLY know what you’re doing!)

In this sense, being tempted by the Dark Side is less a case of “Hey, I wonder what’s on the other side of this coin it looks pretty cool haha oh whoops I’m Space Walter White now,” and more one of “The deeper into this thing you go, the harder you’ll need to fight to resist the ever-increasing pressure, to remain whole, even to just see whatever the heck you’re actually doing.”

(which is why Jedi training is so important: those padawans gotta build themselves a mental Deepsea Challenger!)

[jasjuliet-deactivated20240828]

THIS META BLESSED ME

[my-dc-universe]

Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.

[patrickdiomedes]

#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’

[itswalky]

did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal

[eisuverse]

It’s Batman… he’s the most stoic drama queen…

[floralls]

by  Jun

[noirandchocolate]

I’M DOING IT AGAIN!  WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT THE WRETCHED PHRASE MEANS?  OR WHAT YOU CALL ME?  UNIMPORTANT!  GETTING ENTANGLED WITH HUMANS CLOUDS THE THINKING.  TAKE IT FROM ME.  DON’T GET INVOLVED. ‘But I AM a human.’ I DIDN’T SAY IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY, DID I?  DON’T THINK ABOUT IT.  DON’T FEEL. 'You’re an expert, are you?’ said Susan hotly. I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE.

Terry Pratchett, “Soul Music” (Sure okay buddy you keep telling yourself that.)

[deprecates-deactivated20161026]

Make your own luck. Put on a show. If you fall, let them remember how you turned it into a dive.

Terry Pratchett, from Making Money (via deprecates)

[wake-me-up-never93]

[meanplastic]

hakuna your tatas