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[aenocyondirus67]

i truly believe that i could be normal in front of celebrities like its not that serious oh my god is that dior goodjohn the most beautiful girl in the world-

[aenocyondirus67]

you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice was the forefather of everything i am

[aenocyondirus67]

this obsession with nonchalance is an epidemic just say you're afraid of my unabashed whimsy and will to live as flamboyantly as i wish within the cages of your brutalist, boring society

[mortalscience]

What? No, he's gone. Forget about him.

[aenocyondirus67]

did make me chuckle because the audience has been saying this shit since season 18

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[peachesandcows]

I’m gonna need you all to get more obsessed with Supergirl 2026. It’s literally every single sarcastic, messy, depressed, grieving, male lead from recent media that accidentally adopts an angry, young girl (also grieving) which forces him to confront his self destructive behavior and realize the impact he can still make. But she’s a girl. This is the character you all love in every piece of media. I’m begging you all to adore her the same way.

[upiniraz]

It’s literally a genderbent version of “grumpy old man accidentally becomes a single dad” trope

[aenocyondirus67]

and suddenly everyone hates it (because she's a woman)

WOMEN CAN BE GRUMPY FATHER FIGURES TOO

[palamedeez-nuts]

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

[aenocyondirus67]

eva stratt is eve of eden

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[aenocyondirus67]

so deep in the marauders that i read religion as regulus and thought this post was about jegulus and how it only started because people didn't like lily (misogyny).

also side note, op you're so right

[paksthestoic]

thinking about eva stratt crafting a coffin for her friends. the very best coffin, full of every piece of pirated media the entire world has to offer. crafted for maximum comfort, this coffin, with every bit of authority available to her, which is all of it.

and then thinking about all the people who call her cold or uncaring or clinical about what she has to do to save earth. eva stratt, who had silly t-shirts and vodka and favorite meals stored in the Hail Mary and treated with the same level of importance as the finely tuned equipment and the centrifuge the entire planet relies on for salvation.

and then thinking about eva stratt nodding and saying, “yeah, I’m pretty awful. that’s why i’m in charge” with a neutral expression and even believing it. as if crafting the most beautiful coffin and homage to her soon-to-be dead friends won’t haunt her always.

thinking about eva stratt being the first person on the “eva stratt is a monster” train, welcoming ryland grace aboard and knowing she believed in him more than anyone else.

it’s fine, really it’s fine and normal and eva stratt makes beautiful coffins for the people and things she cares about.

[aenocyondirus67]

a male villain could be a psychopathic murderer with no sense of morality, and the audience could forgive him because he's hot

the worst female 'villain' you know is only a necessary evil

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[aenocyondirus67]

as a writer, art should never be kept behind a paywall. buying the book, and its subsequent royalties, is nice, but readers should never be restricted to a physical copy. reading is education, is vital for cognizance and critical thought. beyond that, at its simplest, reading is entertainment. everyone should read. poor people deserve to read, too.

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[aenocyondirus67]

is that yao and ilyukhina ??? i love art and people and their damn minds

[edgeofgreatness]

so doomsday is actually classified as horror because if that turns out not to be our steve and instead captain fucking hydra kills bucky who refuses to fight back because he never wants to risk hurting his friend again ill actually run out of the theatre screaming and crying

[aenocyondirus67]

it's fine sam going to yoink captain hydra off of him and side-eye that bitch back to hell

[aenocyondirus67]

i honestly don't think i can defend criminal minds anymore this script sounds like me playing episode with no gems

a waste of talent, they've got PAGET BREWSTER out here saying the cringest shit i've every heard. if even she can't make it sound cool the writers have to lock in.

also (SPOILERS). nothing was foreshadowed, the fan ultimately turned out to a nothing-burger villain who is defeated in like three seconds (ocpd my ASS), elias voit's daughter is now involved even though we haven't seen or heard from her all season, luke was returned to life by his dead dog (his suicidal heroism is not discussed before or after the fact) even though there's no way in HELL he should have survived that explosion.

[soul-stiice]

How thing’s should’ve gone

[aenocyondirus67]

anime bucky lmao

[marz-genesis]

deliverance

[aenocyondirus67]

sharing for the good of the people

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind