lmao™

[rsoe-deactivated20190423]

No more meet me in the pit jokes

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

encounter me in the trench

[voidbats-deactivated20150506]

is this world war one

[haybuck-pony]

[itsbetterthananal]

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

[vixen-elixir]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nightmareloki]

/SCREAMING

[thesylverlining]

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

[vastderp]

Good shit hahahaaa

[illogical-bullshit]

I found this somewhere and it just resonated with me

[wittgensteinsmister]

mortal kombat takes place in a world where the letter c doesn’t exist

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Mortal Kombat and Korn are in the same canonical universe

[sonicthehedgegod]

next time on game theory

[sorio99]

You know what? Fuck you. Fuck you up the ass you massive piece of shit. MatPat puts so much goddamn work into pleasing people and researching and backing up his claims, but you think a couple of dorks making a dumb joke is on par with him? Fuck. You.

[wittgensteinsmister]

holy shit

[enemy-stand]

just kalm down man

[egberts]

[lonelyroommp3]

im teaching piano to a 4 year old who lives across the road and im loving it mostly because today she told me “i’m little but one day i’m going to be tall like you”. i’m 5'1 i haven’t been called tall ever in my life. i almost started crying

[temencmoth]

Y'all she’ll be tall like u soon, tommorow maybe?

[lonelyroommp3]

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[onlytwitterpics]

[naitothegay-blog]

Just wondering, is anyone on here not gay?

[satanicpornocultshop]

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

benefits of having a foreskin

can pull it back and forth and pretend you’re reloading a shot gun 

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

[lepreax-deactivated20181220]

[long-ago-1234567890]

heres my prediction of the future:

someone makes a ‘crytype-ifier’ where u can type in some text and it’ll give u a crytyped version of it

someone whos getting called out and crytyping about it gets revealed to have used the crytypifier for their posts

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I just realized that the reason Meowth is the main bad guy and Pikachu is the main good guy in Pokémon is because they’re a cat and a mouse…

[dungeonmastersdiary]

This comic is irrational

[scatterbone]

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt

[highlandvalley]

見た目に騙されてはいけない（戒め http://www.boredpanda.com/not-expected-daihei-shibata/ https://twitter.com/saitamakita/status/842945020382461952/video/1

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

YOU STOP THAT

[wizmas]

This makes me really uncomfortable

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I’m so angry

[dont-mind-me-but-i]

This is the opposite of those satisfying videos