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20’s | She/They | Chaotic Neutral | ♡ multifandom + random bs ♡ |

[ulan-bator]

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[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[aesthetic-gem]

goodnight destiny 2 you were brighter than the whole wide world

[grincholass]

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

[polarity-disturbed]

big fan of when a character metaphorically sweeps something under the rug, but you can feel them flinch every time they walk over it and feel the crumbs beneath their feet

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[aesthetic-gem]

does anyone care about my son like that

yes he does have accessories to match his moonie birthday fit and yes they are removable. he’s so 8-ball corner pocket

[muppidupp]

NEVER GIVE UP

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[intercal]

"it is what it is," he coped seethingly

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[sunlightbuck]

i love when something huge happens in a fandom you aren’t a part of it’s like hearing a loud eruptive cheer from the apartment next to you and you can hear the music and the sounds of the party muffled through the wall and you aren’t sure what they’re celebrating but you’re happy for them.

[aesthetic-gem]

what in the phan did i get online to

[ecto-hazard]

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

[goldensunset]

‘the protagonist should be endearing and relatable’ the protagonist should make the audience scream and start banging on the one-way glass of the fourth wall. the protagonist should burn their entire life down and make the world’s worst sandcastle from the ashes. if they aren’t the cause of at least 50% of their own problems what are we doing here