How About That.

I'm Owen. I'm 18, way too tall (I'm like 6'5".), and often bored. Pansexual, he/him. I love martial arts, and I can tolerate most music. And when I'm not shitting myself I write Music, Play the Bass, and play shitloads of video games. Expect random reblog stuff... By that I mean memes. Lots of memes.

[spoonmeb]

UNPOPULAR OPINION

I feel like I’m the only person on Earth who doesn’t want a Black Widow movie.

Two reasons:

1) ScarJo has been in like 40 marvel movies, Lucy and she’s about ruin Ghost In The Shell. I honestly don’t care if ScarJo never works again.

2) White Women starring in films is not progressive in 2016+

Give me a Misty Knight/Colleen Wing movie. Give Storm the full length feature justice she’s long been denied. Introduce the movie going audience to Kamala Khan and/or America Chavez. I’m psyched that Wonder Woman is finally getting a movie, but letting white women join the party just isn’t enough for me.

[yahenni]

Photos by @bace-jeleren, Headlines by The Onion.

[aethermachinist]

Fuck

[jessiejjones]

no more ‘vampires who correct history books’

more vampires who don’t remember more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’ more vampires not remembering important historical figures more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’ more vampires whose brains work like human brains

[acertainmaybe]

More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.

More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”

More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.

More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.

More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”

More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.

[therainingkiwi]

YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.

“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”

“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”

[inanislonebeamofdaggerford-deac]

@bittersuites relevant to you guy’s interests

[franknfauxpas]

Our headcanon Krolock in a nutshell.

[franknfauxpas]

Also: Marius de Romanus who cannot possibly have met EVERY significant figure in history so eventually everyone just stops listening.

[hotdiggedydemon]

ALRIGHT TUMBLR LISTEN UP

The movie ‘Sausage Party’ is coming out and because I know how you tumblr idiots work, I know you’re going to post a gif or a screenshot of the 2012 Charlie Sheen movie ‘Food Fight’ and write “Wow, Sausage Party looks great” and it’s gunna get 900,000 notes and you’re all gunna pat each other on the back and congratulate yourselves on how hilarious you are. Well guess what dipshits I’m nipping this in the bud right now. If you see anyone post a gif of Food Fight and write “Sausage Party looks great” I am giving you written permission to DM them and tell them ‘Max G says you’re a braindead peasant’. Cyberbully them all you want because I’m tired of this shit and it’s not happening this time. 

[kween-kaiju]

sounds like someone doesn’t have much faith in foodfight 2

[gearrex-deactivated20200602]

are we really being lectured on jokes by a man who makes my little pony videos with punchlines like “daddy makes me put glass in my vagina”

[aethermachinist]

Fuckin savage

[potatopocket]

[roomiesoreo]

NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

[attack-clifford]

Who is a better candidate?

Reblog for Dancing Pumpkin Man Like for Donald Trump

[corpsegirlforever]

I have seen 1 person like this so far

[becausebirds]

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

[setbabiesonfire]

why birb

why

[fat-mabari]

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

[aethermachinist]

@astratelepathica

[marauders4evr]

Visit Original Link

Avatar - Peace Excerpt Ending

So now that I’ve stopped crying…

(I’m not exaggerating. I literally teared up at this.)

I’ve been searching for this song for years.

I’ve always described it as the theme but more powerful.

Take it from someone who has literally been a fan of Avatar from the very beginning (since the very first episode back in 2005)…

This song means a lot.

I…I honestly have no words to describe it.

But I don’t think any words are necessary.

[marauders4evr]

Happy Ten Year Anniversary, Avatar! Thank you, Bryke.

[eggsbacongritspeepo]

[mythicalwashrag]

Date a girl who is skeletal-thin. Date a girl who is in charge. Date a girl who is expensive but worth it. Date a girl who isn’t afraid to kill someone. Date a girl who is 12ft tall. Date a girl who is 4/7 and gives your enemies -2/-2 and you +2/+2. Date Elesh Norn.

[wizardsmagic]

~*~*~HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY~*~*~*

[markrosewater]

Happy (almost) Valentines Day everyone!

[filmsic]

I have put together a few of the posts where people have been incredibly smooth

[luxlightly]

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

[moonblossom]

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

[pinkphilosopher-deactivated2020]

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

[whitewolf634]

Man, that sucks.

[lightfadestodark]

THIS THE FUCKING COOLEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD

[loverofpiggies]

Dude I downloaded this a few weeks ago and its INCREDIBLE

[aethermachinist]

5 seconds in. Immediate reblog.

[lucyferie]

I’m crazy about how realistically fabric moves on the character.

[plyp]

technology~

[ee-archive-blog]

yes………………….the fabric. look at the fabric