Ebenezer J Scrooge

Bah humbug

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

what if i told you Santa makes his vast profits from licensing his image to company’s around the world

[infectiouspiss]

do you like cheddar cheese?

yeas

no

i have never consumed this substance before/im bald

Voting ended onMay 6

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

"people don't change overnight" ok but have you considered all the character development they went through while they were in the time loop. What about that

[the-lost-archivist]

"people dont change overnight" ok but have you considered all the character development they went through while they were haunted by the ghosts of past present and future and also their dead business partner. What about that

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

Couldn't be me

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the life and adventures of santa claus (1902) - l. frank baum

"santa claus is to supply all the children with beer"

[that-0ne-loser]

Sometimes i forget people are real and are on the internet also

[bestalbumcover]

Semifinals:

Which COVER do you like better?

Titanic Rising (Weyes Blood)

Don't Go Tellin' Your Momma (Topaz Jones)

Voting ended onFeb 14

Remember you're voting for the cover artwork NOT the musical content or artist!

[42beanbag]

wrong blog?

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

Am I not allowed to have interests

[bestalbumcover]

Semifinals:

Which COVER do you like better?

Titanic Rising (Weyes Blood)

Don't Go Tellin' Your Momma (Topaz Jones)

Voting ended onFeb 14

Remember you're voting for the cover artwork NOT the musical content or artist!

[angelsaxis]

It's bad that women are expected to wear make up btw

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

WHY AM I STILL SEEING THIS

[bestalbumcover]

Semifinals:

Which COVER do you like better?

Titanic Rising (Weyes Blood)

Don't Go Tellin' Your Momma (Topaz Jones)

Voting ended onFeb 14

Remember you're voting for the cover artwork NOT the musical content or artist!

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

wromg blog

[bestalbumcover]

Semifinals:

Which COVER do you like better?

Titanic Rising (Weyes Blood)

Don't Go Tellin' Your Momma (Topaz Jones)

Voting ended onFeb 14

Remember you're voting for the cover artwork NOT the musical content or artist!

[medievaljournalist]

confirmed elf activity in maine

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

vermin

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the life and adventures of santa claus (1902) - l. frank baum

"santa claus is to supply all the children with beer"

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

disgusting

[christmasxmas]

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

oh come on this doesn't even look good

[ellevandersneed]

your racist uncle just bathed in dragons blood, rendering his flesh impenetrable by blade or bullet. luckily some divine force, call it entropy, pulled a leaf from its branch and let it rest on your uncles shoulder blade as he was bathing. you know what to do. find this spot, and drive the electronic turkey carver through it. it is your destiny

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

do it. it is your destiby

[duothelingo]

Some fat guy is stuck in my chimney so I think I’m gonna light the fire and see if he leaves brb

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

the only option really

[ace-trainer-alice]

none of you are getting to see this one. I'm keeping this anon for myself forever. putting it in a jar and feeding it scraps from the table.

[real-ebenezer-scrooge]

i don't want to live on this planet anymore