this ain't your kid brother's veggietales!

alex | 27 | any pronouns | agender butch | T: 01.28.18 | lastfm: windowswhistler | I AM NOT CATHOLIC/CHRISTIAN, just really into veggietales since childhood | any dsmp reblogs are purely accidental

[afarewelltokings]

hi i'm alex, 27, any/all, 1 of 4 hosts of a polyfragmented d.i.d. system

my cat’s name is Oscar. he’s 11 years old. likes jazz fusion and Gordon Ramsay.

send me an ask saying "puts a quarter in the syrinx juke box" for a random song from me. can also specify if looking from a specific source as well (discogs, lastfm, spotify, youtube, etc)

if you're under 18 and feel weird about me following you feel free to let me know and i can unfollow

last url: carlandthepassions-sotough

webkinz helping paws code: 99470R music commissions info post

if you're looking for my old pinned post i moved it here but haven’t updated this in eons:

[closertoyourhouse]

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[chocolaterainbowwaffles]

Webkinz Cheeky Dogs wagging tails gifset

[speedwayy]

the beatles every ten years: LAST BEATLES SONG!!! unfinished 1978 john lennon demo tape discovered!!! paul mccartney to add synthesized string orchestra to lennon's doleful composition of lost love titled "MY OLD FRIEND FROM LIVERPOOL WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH P OR SOMETIMES J AND ENDS IN Y". LAST ONE!!! THIS IS THE LAST ONE GUYS!!!!!!!

the beach boys every six months: new box set releasing next week. this one thousand track set will include never-before-heard songs and outtakes such as "DING 2, THE DANG RECKONING" ("my magnum opus," describes brian wilson), "surfs up take 204: dennis masturbating in the booth with half a papaya", "carl's strange dream", "good vibrations live in amsterdam: mike becomes the killer!", another version of "heroes and villains", "al does his first line", "hey little girl oh you sexy naughty little girl boy you are a girl that is little"

[afarewelltokings]

a couple sessions ago my therapist had to admit to me she just has to nod along and pretend she understands music references i make or bands i mention and that was an ego boost i didn't need

[afarewelltokings]

also my cat interrupted one of our sessions recently (i do telehealth) and it made my day that she was trying so hard not to laugh when i leaned out of view of the camera for .5 seconds and came back with a 15lbs mustached cat

[afarewelltokings]

a couple sessions ago my therapist had to admit to me she just has to nod along and pretend she understands music references i make or bands i mention and that was an ego boost i didn't need

[microgeneration]

[anneriawings]

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

[phantomrose96]

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

[anneriawings]

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

[anneriawings]

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

[anneriawings]

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

[anneriawings]

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

[anneriawings]

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

[phantomrose96]

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

[anneriawings]

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

[anneriawings]

COOKIES ACQUIRED

[homebeccer]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

[anneriawings]

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

[anneriawings]

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

[phantomrose96]

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

[crowreys-wormstache]

Oh my god it’s back

[anneriawings]

H O W

[anavar-immela]

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

[phantomrose96]

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

[terrainterrain-pullup]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[offonaherosjourney]

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

[korasonata]

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

[clinging-to-the-bars]

[chocolaterainbowwaffles]

Webkinz Puppy wagging tails gifset

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

results

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[mariqueenmaandigreznor-deactiva]

David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD

[despazito]

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

mostly thinking about this because I'm currently reading Fight Club. can't wait to base my entire worldview off of this, the narrator seems like he really has it together

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hold up. this book is actually really funny.

[flygon-remade-blog]

Visit Original Link

xemnas is a mystery

[shotlocked-blog]

“ACCEPT IT” OMFG IM CRYING

[kh-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post

03/31/2013

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s