yikes

jade | 26 | she/her | this blog is trash and so am i

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

[ringvamp]

naked in manhattan | via tiktok

[inthesensethat]

Male loneliness epidemic?? I’m worried about them putting fat bitches on ozempic!!!

[rowanjasper]

[catgirlfunctor]

[depsidase]

[yetiwang2000]

Thank you link, Hyrule's……what???

[american-boyboss]

[kasewichser]

it took us a hot minute but the badges are done. reblog to receive your badge

[nerdmusk]

one of the funniest bad spy x family takes i've had the displeasure of reading is "the story clearly states that the forgers would be happier if they were a nuclear family instead of an untraditional one" despite the fact that the narrative constantly rewards them for being out of the ordinary at every turn and the scene where loid literally tells yor to her face that he likes her the way she is and that there's no reason to pretend to be someone she isn't around him because she's clearly at her happiest when she's just being herself

[utopians]

sorry but who actually wants gay rep in marvel movies. like who wants to see that. who tf wants to see two bland and utterly sexless characters in cgi clothing who communicate entirely through snappy one liners fall in what can generously be described as Love just bc they're lesbians this time. gay rep in a marvel film would be the cinematic equivalent of an Old Navy Pride Month Collection. I hate to say it but even the general concept of being gay would be polluted if there was a gay lead in a marvel film. being gay wouldn't be cool anymore if there was a gay lead in a marvel film. is that what you want? for being gay to not be cool anymore? I hope every marvel character is straight forever

[hippano]

i cannot stop thinking about this

[royalwhumpness]

This is so. fucking. funny. Only on tumblr would we understand this. I’m just

[glumshoe]

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

[reblogging-dragon]

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can't believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

[glumshoe]

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

[tvguts]

I feel like if I rebooted Scooby Doo for the 127th time I would just say screw it and make one of them goth. Having trouble deciding which one, though. Here are my cases for each of them:

Velma: REALLY into classic literary horror and stans the Hex Girls like in her Mystery Inc. incarnation. Still dresses like a dork. Shaggy: Listens to a lot of metal and wears cargo pants, thinks monsters and demons and stuff are sick as hell in theory but freaks out when actually in the presence of one. Daphne: Stylish, girly vamp-goth and reader of Twilight-esque paranormal romance novels. Fred: Actually, now that I’m typing this out, I don’t think it can be Fred. Fred is a big sunny golden retriever jock and therefore categorically incapable of being goth

[thedoubteriswise]

just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I'm glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is "because you aren't the protagonist of this grocery store"

[revenge-of-the-shit]

The sheer number of kids who are straight up putting their real names and ages and location in their bios like "Natasha | 14 | Minor | New York, NY!" and occasionally putting their actual school or city in their tags just terrifies me like no stop stop stop remove that right now I cannot emphasize how unsafe that is for you I am begging you for your sake remove thst shit right now

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i wonder what all the girlies making and sharing custom tumblr themes in 2014 are doing now. are they all in silicon valley

[shyghosties]