cherry bomb, yeehaw

procrastinating since I was born and without any contribution to humanity. (avatar: oc made w/ picrew.me) she/her/they

[xreyyart]

You can’t say that Naruto 💔

[Edit: Yes, Naruto knows what that is.]

[knownqueerbaiter]

shane: can i fall asleep with your dick in my mouth 🥺

ilya (has heard how bad shane grinds his teeth at night): maybe another night moya lyubov ;)

[it-will-pass]

Shane: should we...talk?

also shane 2.8 seconds later: *dick down his throat moaning*

[lavenderprose]

Every time I see a gifset of the stairwell kiss I'm like oh surely this has been slowed down. It hasn't! He is genuinely lingering like that. Do you do that with all your hookups Ilya. Jesus fucking Christ genuinely are you okay. Is the We Meet Up We Fuck Is Simple in the FUCKING ROOM WITH US. what are you DOING man.

[boitterfly]

ilya entering that bathroom in vegas: funny meeting you here😜wasn’t it hot how all those people were just looking at us and they don’t even know that we fu-

shane, immediately:

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

I'm thinking about how Ilya canonically loves watching it go in,,, I'm thinking about Shane on all fours getting pounded into the fucking mattress, just the way he likes it, whining piteously when Ilya suddenly slows down. I'm thinking about Shane craning his neck, looking over his shoulder through glassy eyes to try and see why Ilya changed the pace. I'm thinking about Ilya not even noticing because he's too slack jawed watching how Shane's stretched rim clings to his thick shaft every time he pulls back, how it clenches desperately around it when he pushes back in, slick lube oozing out, dripping down Shane's taint, getting Ilya's pubes all sticky with it. I'm thinking about Ilya teasing Shane with this slow, grinding pace for aaaages, even as Shane begs and pleads and sobs for more, because he enjoys watching his greedy hole take him too much to stop.

[snowsmoked]

Yuna showing Ilya photos of little baby Shane and they get to a photo of a naked two year old Shane grinning at the camera, shirt held up in his triumphant chubby fist. Yuna smiles and tells him how hard it was to keep clothes on Shane and that he’d rip them off whenever they weren’t looking. Without thinking Ilya says “so not much has changed, huh?” and then freezes because he can’t believe he just said that in front of his boyfriend’s mom until Yuna laughs so hard she spills her wine.

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane + happy post-nut smiles

[tinylilhollander]

Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because

They're always in and out of the water – lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers – so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.

Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.

Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.

Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.

He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.

[discooccasionally]

[scunthotter]

There is a part of Shane that when people ask him "why Rozanov?" wants to respond with "are you fucking blind?"

[iressails]

Shane Hollander ლ(⌒▽⌒ლ) eyes closed grabby hands

[hothockey]

hungry lil coyote who is sniling so sneetly and waiting so good-boy-ly and preying so preyly for his tundra predator to stalk closer and pin him in place and feed him a juicy bite of that flinty desire....

[shanesmouth]

That scene says, “I want you and not just in a sexual way, but I like you, you make me swoon, you make me melt.” I think that's a really interesting layer. (x)

[rozyhollanov]

sometimes when I hear the question ‘do you prefer shane or ilya’ I feel like I’m meeting king Solomon and he’s asking if I’m cool with cutting the baby in half

[bugslibraryy]

The thing about the bathroom scene is Shane is like fucking drunk at the thought of getting what he had that first time with Ilya.

Like yes he’s mad he’s so fucking pissed and upset and grumpy and fed up at Ilya’s behaviour at the ghosting at teasing him as they presented the award but he’s also so fucking starving. So fucking needy. Desperate at the thought that Ilya can give him this pleasure he had for the first time in his life. That Ilya holds on his palms this shiny golden thing that makes Shane collapse to his knees, that makes his stomach ache, that makes his body warp and go molten and makes him want to bed. Ilya showed him this pleasure so dizzy good and hot and brilliant and fire bright- and Shane, Shane wants it again he fucking needs it again it makes his head spin with need with want the thought that he could have it again. The mind blank the pleasure the thrill the need the way his body felt so real so alive felt so perfect so needed. The way heat pushed into him- the way he felt used and cared for and good and aching.

He wants it again so badly it makes him feel insane. He turns the memory over and over in his head every fucking night- if it was a physical thing it would be worn and tattered at the corners, a worry stone gone smooth from his thumb pressing over it over and over. He grips himself in his hand and tries to put his fingers inside to make up some kind of memory of the pleasure of being on the sun on being made of honey but it’s never just enough. And then then Ilya is there and Shane fucking hates him and shane fucking needs him he’s the only one that can give Shane what he needs. And he wants to be angry he does but all he can do is beg. Is go soft eyed and wet mouthed and hungry hungry when the heatweightsmellpromise of Ilya is there in that bathroom, filling the space till his shoulders hit the walls and Shane is already going fuzzy and he just neeeds he needs he needs it again, please, even if he has to be beg, even if he can’t stay angry- he can be good he just needs, please Ilya, please you showed me this perfect thing and took it away and I just want to touch my fingers to the edges of the treasure one more time just one last time would be enough please.

[artemisprowls]

#yesyesyes#shane wants to be angry so bad he IS angry and rightfully so#but more than that he wants to FEEL#all those months underneath the concern and then the anger and then the jealousy that clawing desire was always there#he needs anything ilya will give him he’ll take anything#and then ilya says no#he sees what he’s caused what shane has become for him#this snarling starving animal#and he says you need more than a quick rut in this filthy bathroom i’ll give you what you need but you have to wait#and after all those months believing him was a risk#shane could’ve been suspicious after all why should he trust ilya again after he abandoned him to the desire he himself awakened in shane?#but he doesn’t care about the risk to his heart because his need is so so much greater of course he agrees#when ilya walks out of that bathroom shane is fucking reeling and nothing even happened yet#all it took was a kiss and the promise of more and he’s fucking drunk with it#he’s swaying and his mind is foggy and he’s wiping tears from his eyes#oh sweetheart shane that scene kills me#hollanov

[bugslibraryy]

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[boitterfly]