saying "smoke, huh, wanna smoke?" to a stoner much like one would say "walk" or "park" or "treat" to a dog
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saying "smoke, huh, wanna smoke?" to a stoner much like one would say "walk" or "park" or "treat" to a dog
Wait a minute .. you guys aren't here for art references!
This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster
White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.
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please god watch this right now
The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.
disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day
HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS
HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.
NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING
so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:
he is succubating.
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This is so hard to get past but I promise you it is worth it. I went back to school at 26 and graduated at 29. I now have a great job that I love. Life doesn't end just because you age.
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People need both land and water around them to stay sane. There's something profoundly wrong with the way people turn out when they live on an island with no way in or out other than the sea. People also go insane the opposite way if they live in a landlocked country. When you have both coast and land border, the two cancel each other out.