☆ make a deal with the bad wolf. ☾

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[musingmeme-blog]

steven universe song lyric quotes original pilot   —–  present  .

001.   ❛  we’ll win the fight and then go out for pizzas   !  ❜

002.   ❛  can’t you see it in my eyes  ?  ❜

003.   ❛ you might even like being together  .  ❜

004.   ❛ it might as well be your birthday  .  ❜

005.   ❛ i know i don’t have a plan  .  ❜

006.   ❛ don’t’cha know that a power that big comes with a bigger expense  ?  ❜

007.   ❛ isn’t this such a beautiful night ?  ❜

008.   ❛ i’m never going down at the hands of the likes of you  .   ❜

009.   ❛ if i could begin to be half of what you think of me  .  ❜

010.   ❛ do you believe in destiny  ?  ❜

011.   ❛ you’ll do it for her/him  .   ❜

012.   ❛ is there anything that’s worth more   ?  ❜

013.   ❛ who am i now in this world without her/him  ?  ❜

014.   ❛ it’s over isn’t it  ?  ❜

015.   ❛ i could even learn how to love like you  .  ❜

016.   ❛ you’re losing sight   ,   you’re losing touch  .  ❜

017.   ❛  here comes a thought that might alarm you   .  ❜

018.   ❛ we’re still not giving up  .  ❜

019.   ❛ i could never be ready  .  ❜

020.   ❛ why would you want to be here  ?  ❜

[help-from-above]

                      … We don’t play                                        we gon’ | rock it ‘til 𝕋ℍ𝔼 | 𝕎ℍ𝔼𝔼𝕃𝕊 fall off

    ! hope you ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᵉˣᵗ episode

                        ☺ { 𝕊𝕄𝕆𝕂𝔼 𝕎𝔼𝔼𝔻 𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕐 𝔻𝔸𝕐 } ☺

[horrificmemes]

Dress Up My Muse [Spooky Edition]

Send me an outfit for my muse to wear for a thread, or for me to draw my muse wearing. Halloween is coming!

Insect/spider royalty

Demon/possession makeup

Zombie costume

Eerie animal mask

Evil doctor’s uniform

Evil nurse’s uniform

Possessed nun/priest

Bloody nightgown

Creepy clown/jester costume

Plague doctor

Living statue/“weeping angel" 

Haunted animatronic suit

Haunted doll

Old scarecrow

Banshee

Two-headed muse (with another character)

Gruesome butcher’s uniform

Human/animal hybrid

Bloody homecoming royalty

Cultist robes

Feral witch clothes

Irradiated mutant costume

Wicked fae costume

Evil deep sea merperson

Undead Disney (“poisoned Snow White”, “drowned Prince Eric”, etc)

Stitched voodoo doll

Ghostly historical costume

Vicious werewolf

Chainsaw murderer 

Mun’s favorite monster/legend

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

[sexblaze]

« lullaby »

❝ Hush falls the evening, and tickles the bell.. one freckle, three freckle, four. ❞

       A soft voice breaks through the silence, words lilting up faintly in song. There were stories about this. There were warnings painted across the fences, across the silver tongues of the elders. Warnings, though, fade to legend -- legend, to myth. To the people of the village, the killer with his honeyed words living beyond the trees was little more than a children’s tale. After all, how could one be a silent killer and lure with voice all in the same moment?

❝ I hang the moon that looks to the west.. tied to your pillow and twice ‘round your chest. Should the sky thunder, and should the stars mist, water the branches that sprout from your wrist. ❞

      The smirk is evident without seeing it, the upturn of words so eerily similar to the upturn of lips.

[meddlesomekids]

steven universe lyric starters

it’s over isn’t it “ i was fine ” “ after all those years - i never thought i’d lose ” “ it’s over… isn’t it ” “ why can’t i move on? ” “ what does it matter? it’s already done. ” “ you won. ” stronger than you “ i’m never going down to the likes of you “ “ let’s go - just me and you ” “ i think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single “ “ ‘cause i’m stronger than you. “ “ this is who i am “ “ i won’t let you hurt my friends “ do it for her “ you do it for him/her “ “ balance is the key “ “ keep your eyes on me “ “ concentrate! “ “ everything you have - everything you are - you’ve got to give “  “ that’s how you know you can win “ “ deep down, you know “ “ i can make a difference “ “ i can be his/her knight “ here come’s a thought “ take a moment “ “ here comes a thought that might alarm you “ “ you’re/i’m losing sight “ “ you’re/i’m losing touch “ “ i might lose you “ “ is this how we fall apart? “ “ but it’s not “ “ it’s okay “ “ i’m here “ “ they confuse me “ “ you’ve/i’ve got nothing to fear “ “ it was just a thought “ haven’t you noticed (i’m a star) “ i can’t help it if i make a scene “ “ everybody needs a friend “ “ i’m too famous “ “ haven’t you noticed i’ve made it this far? “ something entirely new “ i think we made something entirely new “ “ where did we go “ “ oh - um - well i just can’t stop thinking - “ “ so - um - did you say i was different?” “ when would i have ever? “ “ now you’re here forever “ “ we’re here together “ “ what about you “ still not giving up “ hey there have you heard? “ “ i sure have made my fair share of mistakes “ “ i feel like i messed up “ “ we’ve had some good times “ “ i’m/we’re still not giving up “ i could never be (ready) “ i could never be ready “ “ isn’t it lovely in theory? “ what’s the use of feeling (blue)? “ what’s the use of feeling? “ “ why do you want to be here? “ “ you’ve got to be a leader “ “ now there’s nothing we can do “ “ drowning in all this regret, wouldn’t you rather forget? “ “ start looking forward, and stop looking back “ “ don’t you know i miss her too? “ giant woman “ i know it’ll be great “ “ if you give it a chance - “ strong in the real way “ i could show you how to be strong “ “ i want to inspire you “ “ i want to be your rock “ full disclosure “ i don’t want that for you “ “ everybody tells me life is precious “ “ i have to protect you “ “ you’re better off not knowing “ “ you don’t need this - you don’t need me! “ what can i do (for you) “ what can i do for you “ “ what can i do that no one else can do “ “ i hadn’t planned on finding you quite this entertaining “ “ i like your song “ tower of mistakes “ maybe you’re better off with her “ “ i think she’s better for you “ “ i forgot how great it felt to be us “ “ guess i got carried away “ “ i don’t care about that now “ “ is there’s something i can do “ “ can i make it up to you “

[ohiofever]

rules // backstory // stats

❝ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɢᴏᴛ sᴘᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ,               ᴡᴇɴᴛ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀɴ. ❞

[wentviiral]

button poetry sentence starters

these are some quotes from miscellaneous poetry on button poetry’s youtube channel. feel free to edit pronouns. some of the things on here may be triggering. the channel.

❛ do you remember your first kiss? ❜

❛ he was the only boy to come to my grade seven birthday party. ❜

❛ we still played spin the bottle and kissed whoever it landed on. ❜

❛ she was my prom date and the first girl i ever kissed with tongue. ❜

❛ she took off her shirt and her bra, so i did too. ❜

❛ now, that is love. ❜

❛ i don’t have enough pain for poetry. ❜

❛ i would have recognized him at first glance. ❜

❛ she was there, i was sure of it. ❜

❛ if only i could find him. ❜

❛ you are beautiful. ❜

❛ love still thinks you are beautiful. ❜

❛ love arrives exactly when love is supposed to. ❜

❛ when i’m around you it’s like i’m full of electricity but in a cool way that’s possibly giving me a boner. ❜

❛ i want to thank you for making all the love songs mean something again. ❜

❛ i still roll my eyes but i do it while air humping. ❜

❛ you make me wanna do pointless actually dumb things. ❜

❛ i always try to be like, cool and stuff. ❜

❛ it’s hard to act like i don’t care when you’re so pretty all the goddamn time. ❜

❛ i don’t know why we’re both here but since we are lets make out until we’re dead. ❜

❛ i’ve been hearing that the world is ending. ❜

❛ i’m not me anymore, i’m a stupid puppet version of me. ❜

❛ i too have kissed no one goodnight. ❜

❛ i’ve launched myself from tall places and hoped no one would catch me. ❜

❛ my depression is a shapeshifter. one day it is as small as a firefly in the palm of a bear, the next it’s the bear. ❜

❛ when i see a candle, i see the flesh of a church. the flicker of a flame sparks of a memory younger than noon; i am standing beside her open casket. ❜

❛ i am afraid of living. ❜

❛ i’ll commission it from some dead end journalist. ❜

❛ i won’t write your obituary. ❜

❛ if you call me, i will write you a new sky, one you can taste. ❜

❛ i will write you songs. i can’t write music, but i’ll find rihanna and i’ll get her to write you music. ❜

❛ burn them. feed them to stray cats. throw them at school children. hurl them at the sea. i don’t care. i don’t want them. ❜

❛ i don’t want your heart. ❜

❛ 1-800-273-8255, that’s the suicide hotline. ❜

❛ we can call it together. ❜

❛ i won’t tell you it’s okay, that i forgive you. ❜

❛ i won’t say goodbye or i love you one last time. ❜

❛ you won’t leave on good terms with me because i will not forgive you. ❜

[sexblaze]

[[ Oh, right. Since I was last around, my laptop with all my icons on it broke. So. /: ]]

[sexblaze]

take this quiz to find your color // tagged by @help-from-above​

you are violet #EE82EE

Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.

[sir-sunny-deactivated20241008]

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

[kitwilsonsass]

[kxllermemes-blog]

RANDOM ANGST MEMES.

how can you look at me and see something good?

the world has gone to hell.

what have you done to yourself?

what have you become?

i trusted you!

you betrayed me!

i will never trust you again.

after everything we’ve been through, you turn your back on me.

who did you kill?

why are you covered in blood?

just breathe, you’ll be okay.

are you drunk?

this world was not meant for people like this.

you are weak.

you are nothing.

i hate you.

i don’t love you.

you’re going to die.

i’ll kill you.

i’ll leave you to suffer alone.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

me: :)

my wife: hey honey :) whatcha thinkin about?

me: *keeps smiling* oh, you know…

my brain:

PIZZA, PASTA, PUT IT IN A BOX. DELIVER IT, TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COOOOCK! CHEESEY ON MY PEENY AND SOME SAUCE-A ON MY BALLS! *BEAT*

[sexblaze]

[[ I swear I didn’t drop off the face of the Earth -- ]]

[wilfordswarfstache-deactivated2]

GUN pop                      &&

                              then I make my  g u m  POP!

indie humanized! wilford warfstache / markiplier’s pink mustache selective | multi-ship | multi-verse. written by haley. est. 08.08.15

[uhaxx-blog]

gαspíng fσr αír  – ín dєfíαncє 

                 fєєl mч hєαrt вєαt  – í’m nσt α mαn σf víσlєncє .

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