where'd you go, huh?

hi i'm audrey and my blog is a mess

[hackerperidot]

quick question, why are dogs like that?

[avvrice]

like what

[hackerperidot]

perfect

[aftermath-headache]

What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[nordic-at-heart]

Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”

[shortvideosandstuff]

[justalilbean]

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

[browsedankmemes]

Turn that frown upside down via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2qaj0QJ

[shittyidea]

Using nail polish as mascara

[sandandglass]

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing? 

[whitelotuslounge]

Big Hero 6 was a great movie

[cynthiathepredictor]

Forever reblog

[selfloveandsuch-blog]

ah

[roseoilz]

me: *is in a good mood, havin a good day 4 once*

one tiny microscopic bad thing: *happens*

me: *instant mood swing, is angry n sad for the rest of the day*

me: ok! :)

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[gelana78]

We will get you to a million. We believe in you.

[reapers-gay-owl-mask-deactivate]

I will never not reblog this.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

[aftermath-headache]

what if radio and TV signals we have been broadcasting are deteriorating alien civilizations because they hurt the aliens and/or thr environment they're living in

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

you are so worth it, please don’t be hard on yourself - there are people who love and care for you

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

[lovely-lenne]

Made my day

[pikacute]

my favorite /FAVORITE/ thing abt pokemon blogs is that some people just get specifically attached to one pokemon and rave about them in their tags and like even though ive never been particularly impressed by that pokemon i love seeing other people so passionate about them like okay i see it now yes yes onix is now my rock son as well

[poke-parfait]

reblog this and tag the one pokemon you are specifically attached to