Robin @afterschoolnavigation - Tumblr Blog

Hi gang i have not used tumblr much in years (ive been in medical school and also ive been doomscrolling more on twitter) i just wanted to say hello

werewolf-transgenderism

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

twelvemain-deactivated20260111

everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

phoub

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kezia-kawaii

but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

heidelbro

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

thegrimpler

for..........

heidelbro

…….teen to twenty-eight days

telecomtowerlights

kyaa we’re late for the conclave

raccoonmilf

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

raccoonmilf

You misunderstand. My father has accidentally been on multiple dates now with multiple guys he was hoping wanted to be friends 😅

raccoonmilf

Oh bless him

111111111yeah

i work with this guy from ireland and conversations with him are such a treat. Bro! So daft 😂 has become a huge meme for me in my brain

lucy-free

death-rebirth-senshi

rainyydoves

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

rainyydoves

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

gutterselkie

Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I'm such an IDIOT

My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol

mayonaisalspray

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

mayonaisalspray

It looks like this

afterschoolnavigation

I saw the truck driving from Peoria to Chicago and i was in such disbelief all i could do was grab my phone

nitewrighter

You might be frustrated by the library never having a complete manga collection on its shelves at any given time, but the 12 year old checking out 14 volumes of One Piece at once is vital to the library ecosystem. He's like the sea otter keeping the kelp forest from being devastated by an excess of sea urchins.

chess-blackmyre

To those curious some other keystone library species include:

—the retirees who’ve read more murder mysteries than I’ve had hot meals

—the paperback romance girlies (gender neutral) who check out every single bodice ripper the second it hits the shelves

—the dads very slowly making their way through a ‘1001 movies to see before you die’ list

—the one-man criterion collection who checks out like, three movies per day and brings them back the next. (TV series are only a minor roadblock.)

—kids who like Minecraft

nitewrighter

---The new parents checking out 47 picture books for their 7 month old baby who clearly has nothing going on in their head except the Wii Sports Resort theme song

worstgirleva

the thing about bullets is that you can touch them and it's fine, but if they're shot by a gun they get so fast they can kill you. it's the speed that does the killing. so much of martial conflict is just using speed to harm one another

lizholmes

what they dont tell you is that this is true about a lot of stuff. an orchestra standing still is a mild inconvenience at worst. but an orchestra scuttling towards you? thats violins, baby