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Becca/25/Scottish/Bi/loves cats, tea, and books

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[solarsyrup]

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

well i used to be more miserable and i lived

[csnycomments]

[ilynpilled]

death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u

[ilynpilled]

[acepalindrome]

‘It’s sooo annoying that this traumatized child character is not being super rational and emotionally stable about the horrendous things they’re experiencing with that even a well adjusted adult would struggle to deal with’ is possibly the most infuriating take on the internet and i want to beat you all with hammers.

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[arisingonmorningsinnocent]

shoutout to that one time in all systems red when murderbot got so flustered by Basic Conversation that it just walked to the other side of the room and stood in the corner with its face to the wall until the humans gave up on talking to it. just...."fuck socializing, I Am Furniture Again Now." I think about that moment every day.

[almostaknight]

imagine bearing (hehe) witness to this clownery

[ladystoneshart]

I think it's interesting that the character who paints the most...redeemable? flattering? picture of cersei in their povs is probably catelyn. I'm not saying cat doesn't hate her, she absolutely does and for good reason, but she also sees cersei as a sort of mirror to herself and her motherhood. when catelyn goes to the sept in the (spoilers for acok i guess) chapter renly dies, she takes a moment to think about how even though she hates cersei for what she did, she can't say she wouldn't have done the same in her place, for her children. she sees cersei in the image of the mother and wonders if she prays to her too, which is more humanising than pretty much anything her brothers have to say about her in their povs. and this coming from the woman who said "give me cersei lannister and you'd see how gentle a woman can be" btw. idk I just think it's interesting

meanwhile in her povs cersei is like "catelyn stark was a MOUSE"

[hetjoshiiii]

[myownsummerhall]

“no one wants you for their king. sorry.” literally the greatest line in the history of fantasy

[jjjjjjjjoey]

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

[antigonehappy]

modern sansa stark has a tiktok account where she does mid song covers and outfit checks and a bunch of other generic young teen stuff. cersei occasionally comments to give her somewhat overcritical fashion pointers except as cersei's own world starts falling apart she ends up giving sansa increasingly questionable and cynical life advice until she's full on sitting on her luxury duvet three glasses of wine in venting through tiktok comments to this thirteen year old child who is just sitting there like. ok. and then sansa starts matching names to faces and realizes that this lady is actually the mother of her terrible jerk middle school ex-bf and blocks her so cersei retaliates by reporting sansa's account for terrorism.

[happybird16]

What direction are you facing right now?

North

Northeast

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West

Northwest

I have no fucking idea

up?!?

Voting ended onMay 21, 2025

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[kukuro-cheli]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[doggirl-girlcock]

Only 5 years on T and look at him now

[miggylol]

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Are you still buying the house?

🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!

😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.

😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.

😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.

❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025