A Garbage Bag of Human Teeth

Martha | 34 | she/her | noted Villain Liker

[agarbagebagofhumanteeth]

I've been seeing your tags for a while and I'm really curious now. Might we have a brief overview of your tags/what they mean? 👀

OH NO, I made my tags with the assumption that no one but me would ever look at them 🤣

ANIMAL TAGS

i want to kiss every bug is used for arthropods, which is why it’s usually coupled with bug or spider tws

peets i tell you is specifically for pictures of invertebrate feet

love this whore is for marine animals, based on this post

just little guys is mooostly for small mammals, but also people and things I consider small-mammal-esque

CHARACTER TAGS

i support female space popes' wrongs is for Winn Adami from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

a wobbly faun of a man is for Julian Bashir (also from DS9)

i love this horrible bastard man is for Elias Bouchard from The Magnus Archives

worm wife is for Jane Prentiss (also from TMA)

my idiot meat son is for Jared Hopworth (also also from TMA)

the corruption is shaped like a friend and the flesh is doing its best are both for abstract fear manifestations as described in TMA

an enemy man is for my “main” OC, a Jack the Ripper riff originally from a freeform RP. I have an aesthetic side blog for him!

REAL PEOPLE TAGS

it do be that way is used for posts that apply to me personally, so i don’t annoy anyone by tagging them “me” or whatever

tiny goth rights is also a personal tag, but for posts that apply to me specifically because I’m short and/or gothy, haha

James is my husband, who shows up in various tags. If I don’t want him to look at something, it’s because it contains spoilers for something I’ve finished but he hasn’t

Puffball is my six-year-old daughter, so that puffball is for stuff about her and also general human baby content

Relatedly, not that puffball is for fungus posts

And a third different puffball is for the jigglypuff pokemon line

kisses for the lita gang is for the other players of the freeform RP mentioned above

OTHER TAGS

*a skeleton floats across the blog* was originally a tag for House on Haunted Hill, my favorite movie, but has become my general horror tag

drr drr drr is a sound effect from the horror manga “Horror of Amigara Fault,” but I don’t know why it has its own tag instead of using the skeleton one, haha

*bats eyelashes* is for reblog bait

east marshes is the d&d campaign I DMed from 2020-2023, a hex crawl set in a big swamp. Some of my players are moots, so I only posted fake spoilers here.

look at my caves boy is for Brinefathom Caves, a megadungeon I made day-by-day in 2024

my taste is... bad? is for posts about villain-likery and similar displays of questionable taste

I thiiink that’s all the inscrutable ones, but please feel free to send another ask if there’s still anything you’re wondering about

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

Bald moodboard

[crevicedwelling]

roach and orb

(female Blaptica dubia, orb. 2018)

[sapphosewrites]

Ranking Non-Human DS9 Characters By How Interesting They Would Be If They Were Vampires

Leeta: I think this could be fun but knowing the show it would quickly land in Elvira territory.

Quark: As a rule, I think it's more interesting to consider if characters were vampires the whole time than getting turned mid-show (because getting turned has been played out so many times and there's not much new to do with it). However, Quark is the exception, because if he were a vampire from the beginning it would just be a very obvious metaphor for capitalism, but if he were turned mid-show the comedic potential would be gold. Vampirism is so violent and Quark really hates being up close and personal with violence. Would have a real problem with it until he figured out a way to monetize it. Once he learns some people have a fetish and will pay to be bitten he'll be devastated when Dr. Bashir invents the cure.

Worf: Worf already has deep angst about his capacity for violence that makes him hate fun (according to Let He Who Is Without Sin) and this is just more of that in a fairly boring way. Why he scores higher than Quark is because I'm imagining Worf's human parents adopting a child and finding out he's a vampire and deciding to love and raise him anyway, and I think that's funny. (Vampires aren't stuck at one age here for the purposes of comedy.) And he thinks everything about him is that way because he's a vampire until he meets the others, much like in canon.

Rom: Even funnier than Quark, because of Rom's general affability and dopiness. Unlike Quark, I think he would remain a vampire until the end of the series and it's just kind of a running joke in the background. Quark finds Rom drinking blood less disgusting than Rom drinking root beer.

Jadzia: Vampirism works pretty well with her arc of being a joined Trill- she was recently turned and is still figuring out the rules of engagement and how to balance vampirism and Starfleet. Julian is infatuated with her about it and she isn't interested. Curzon is her sire and still running around and that provides fodder for an interesting dynamic. Is Ezri someone she turns by accident? I'm unclear on that part but I think there's interesting potential, particularly for it to give early seasons Jadzia more to work with. (Later seasons Jadzia doesn't need it as much.)

Garak: Garak was my initial number one because I always want to hit him with more angst. Tain was his sire, but not his biodad, which adds a whole other layer to "admit you're my father," especially if Tain killed his real father. How long has Garak been alive and doing this? When was he turned and what memories does he have of life before? In The Wire, he runs out of his secret source of blood and has to come clean to Bashir about it, who has been trying for a year to figure out if he is a vampire or not without success. Works extremely well with his whole oh-ho-I'm-just-a-simple-tailor whoops actually-I'm-very-dangerous-in-the-dark-don't-mind-the-sharpness-of-my-smile thing. I'm ranking it lower than initially thought though because at the end of the day it's interesting but doesn't change much; works out pretty much the same as in canon.

Kira: Kira has that thing with Kai Opaka about how she worries the Prophets won't forgive her for all the blood she's spilled and just imagine how hard core that scene would be if she drank the blood instead, and violence is a part of her she cannot excise. The Resistance feeding on the Cardassian soldiers they kill is fucking metal. But then what happens when you don't have Cardassians as acceptable targets anymore? What if that's part of what splinter sects like the Kohn Ma were radical about, was who or how they drank from after the withdrawal? Did Cardassians bring vampirism with them or is it a Bajoran thing? What if Starfleet can offer a cure and Kira et al have to decide if they want it? Endless room here. Also offers further fuel to why she is so unable to face her father's death.

Odo: At first I was going to put Odo on the bottom of the list because vampirism is such a physical, primal thing and he's so divorced from his own body's needs and capabilities, and then I realized that's the genius of it. Odo is the stranger in a strange land who doesn't know how his anatomy works or what he's capable of until they find the Founders, who are like surprise, you can do so much more than you realize but you need to drink the blood of solids in order to do it! Drinking blood replaces linking as what the voice of the founders distracts him with during the occupation arc. The fear and disgust the others on the station have when they learn the truth. Makes changelings even that much more untrustworthy and frightening and witch-hunt-worthy. Does Odo become a regular blood drinker? Is it worth it? Or does he commit to always denying himself? How does this affect his ending?

[walkingstackofbooks]

I saw the words fetish and Dr Bashir together, and now I can't help imagining Julian wrestling with himself as to whether or not it would be ethical for him to delay Quark's treatment because he's probably never going to get this chance again... (After an evening with Julian, Quark realises he actually wants the cure, after all!)

[sapphosewrites]

#yo i love everything about the idea of bajoran vampires thats peak#also the founders being vampires changes nothing about them or the dominion#except vorta are also now engineered to be perfect blood bags too

@erodan Yes, and oh gosh how much creepier is it when Weyoun is mooning over Odo with how much he wants to worship him to also have him piping up "you know, if you ever desire to drink, I would be honored-"

Also is drinking blood a private thing for the founders or are they straight up drinking on Vorta during meetings? Because that could make the meetings with Weyoun, the voice of the founders, and Damar even more chilling, and enhance Damar's discomfort with the situation

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spiny-ant]

Who dropped these here

[great-and-small]

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?

[silvermothsio-reblog]

What's little buddy doing?

[great-and-small]

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

[westformiles]

@onenicebugperday

[fivetrench]

*Whimpers*

[onenicebugperday]

This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.

Dorsal view by the same photographer:

And from the side:

[spuddragon]

It should be illegal to be so baby

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 19 hours 49 minutes

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Culturally significant forbidden candy

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[dreamyfreakout]

hell yea..

[nathalia-sod]

Yeahokaysure!

[modmad]

I mean for a cartoonist this is pretty much ideal

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[goodlouse]

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[pangur-and-grim]

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

[pangur-and-grim]

I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size