BiMiserables

Bi and miserable - canonically autistic - addicted to fanfic - she/her (but any pronouns are fine cause I don’t understand gender)

[noirsloth]

only Benedict can be in love triangle with one girl

[elizasparrow]

Hahaha 🤣

[ramen-writes]

Neurodivergent assassin who very casually uses their weapons as stim.

Turning on and off the safety of their gun. Tapping and spinning their dagger. Watching the poison in the vial move as they flip in and then back.

Nobody says anything because...well they're an assassin.

Turns on safety, presses trigger, turns off safety repeat.

People around them are in constant fear.

Chewing the end of their poison tipped dagger when they try to figure out a plan.

Wash their hands too much cause they don't like how sticky blood is.

However overtime it becomes a weird single to others.

Everyone is anxious trying to figure something out and they hear a little "click click" and it's just slightly calming to know that they have this person there and they are thinking of a plan.

Someone hands them a drink but it flows just a little too weird and they are like, "hmm that's poison" then chuck it because they have built up immunity.

No table that doesn't have something carved into it.

Never a situation where they don't have enough bullets because this person takes out the cartridge and puts it back as stim.

They take apart their guns and put them back over time being crazy fast and efficient with it.

Just give me a neurodivergent assassin/spy.

[ysmej]

You know who would be so proud of Lucy right now ? Her

Gif by @stellaseveride

[bimiserables]

There are so many parallels between those two and I just love it

[bitchthefuck1]

Kaz Brekker age 9 realizing the guy who killed his brother is literally the most powerful man in the city: ...I just need to lock the fuck in—

[nondelphic]

fantasy characters love staring into fires like it’s a personality trait

[bimiserables]

Have you ever stared into a fire though

It’s great

[chronicowboy]

i miss when tv shows could write a slow burn relationship and not worry that they'd get cancelled before it could even really start to begin to burn

[bimiserables]

THIS

[throwupgirl]

obsessed with the conversation around queerbaiting coming back because of 911 but pinknews still chooses to use a cover photo from a show that ended 5 years ago. her influence🩷

[bimiserables]

I’m having such a hard time watching the 911 fandom holding out hope when I’ve been there with Destiel and countless others

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

[dovesndecay]

depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that 

[chaotic-carnifex]

depiction from the POV of a character who thinks it’s okay is still not glorification

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

[bimiserables]

If nothing else...

...this semifinal makes a case for legalizing autotune cause this was simply too hard to listen to.

I was even embarrassed by my own country.

[thatoneannoyingbtch]

Eventually your favorite fandom will forever be forgotten... except you the Merlin fandom you'll never die out and its kinda concerning.

[bimiserables]

Every time I log on after a break you guys ar still here and every time im amazed

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[hannawatchesesc]

I will not be posting about or watching Eurovision this year.

As an avid fan this sucks, but there are more important things right now. My values and morals are too important to me to support EBUs decision not to ban Israel from Eurovision.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a vampiric fountain pen stabbing myself into people's necks.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[juiceedapplee]

Dude I wanna get into dnd so bad but I have no one to play with

[bimiserables]

Same dude

[bimiserables]

Are there any good fandoms left?? I don’t have it in me to get invested in another Netflix show that’s going to give me a couple of 8 episode seasons 4 years apart.

I want to fall in love with a show and have it consume the next 10 years of my life. So where you at? Who’s hiring??

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

pride juice (it makes you gay and transes your gender) 🧃🏳️‍🌈

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

the layers settle back into their original order due to difference in density & polarity

[bimiserables]

Having been here since middle school it still surprizes me when people have some kind of specialized knowledge