brain eating taumoeba

ALL neutral pronouns!!!! i REALLY LVOE project hail mary. sososo much. my favorite is rocky. i rea;;y like the eridians. sososo much i also like reblogging expect to see that a lot

[agendervaarsuviusoots]

ok uh right intro post yeah uh huh

banner from pinterest

hello!!! call me by whatever my user is right now (alternatively call me aster or rocky)

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*· immediate info ·.

٭ it/neoprns/xenoprns

٭ agender

٭ neptunic/lesbian

٭ ⚠️minor

٭ suspected autist (more than willing to share reasons in asks)

٭ i really like project hail mary

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.· interests ·*

٭ main

⊹ project hail mary - andy weir

٭ major

⊹ furry fandom

٭ minor

⊹ jack stauber

⊹ kandi

⊹ collecting

⊹ warrior cats (mainly original content; i.e. ocs, fanclans, clangen, etc)

⊹ psychology

⊹ unwind (book series)

⊹ vocaloid

⊹ the order of the stick

⊹ probably more

٭ past fixations (most to least recent)

⊹ the order of the stick

⊹ grace (roblox)

⊹ the amazing digital circus

⊹ scraps (dandy's world)

⊹ regretevator (roblox)

⊹ wings of fire

٭ aesthetics

⊹ decora

⊹ weirdcore

⊹ dreamcore

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*.· miscellaneous/fun facts·.*

٭ rocky is my favorite character from phm !!!!!

٭ vaarsuvius is ny favorite character from oots !!

٭ my favorite color is indigo

٭ im bilingual. as in i speak a pitiful amount of russian

٭ im ethnically ukrainian

٭ im in theater (as crew!!) not necessarily a theater kid tho

٭ i like animals (as in everything in the animalia kingdom), and the two most prevalent in my life are cats and snakes

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questions n comments are welcome !! have a good day :3

[sekamehu]

God. I'm weepy thinking about the VERY first time Rocky was able to sleep with someone watching over him, after 50 years alone. It must have been... i cannot imagine. It must have been his best sleep in that half a century. My soul hurts.

[c-53]

Need to share this one hit ko i got hit with

[terraphernalia]

am i more than you bargained for yet?

i’ve been dying to tell you anything you wanna hear

'cause that's just who i am this week.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[nightmarenightmarebightmare22]

One of those Eridian Welcoming Committee freaky letters has to be real. One of them has to be an alien fucker who saw Grace and shot their shot.

[justcakethanks]

Okay this was too good to pass up. Credit for idea goes to @nightmarenightmarebightmare22

[eveninginparis]

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

[ominous-signs]

The you in Earth

[kingsillysmilez]

A pop of color

[rockrockgrace]

Adrian meets Grace!

[helloilovefanfiction]

Inspired by this post by @balloonatic69

[hailmarysuggest]

I just think that Rocky is the most feral possessive bitch to ever exist when it comes to Grace. Sorry, if you don’t fix my space horse I’m NOT giving you any of the bacteria we almost died to get- oh hello mate Adrian, yes yes, Rocky DOES think this is perfectly rational, why do you ask? No, Rocky ran out of his Eridian Lexapro like four years ago this is now a hostage negotiation-

[blubonez]

forehead kisses!!

quick doodle of some speculative eridian biology for you + references

((did you know that spiders taste primarily with chemoreceptors on their legs and feet. with eridian only having one hole for food and waste, i figured they might have evolved a similar method))

eridian forms of affection (1/?) (2)

[erkythehero23]

doodles

[asteronomical]

grace, sniffling: :(

adrian, fussing over him: are you okay?

grace: yeah, don't worry. it's just these onions you guys synthesized for me

rocky, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to him, question?

[mirroredfruit]

grace who thinks adrian hates him but adrian is just suffering from the worst case of cuteness aggression ever to exist.

grace : rocky…… do you think adrian hates me…?

rocky, who had to listen to adrians squealing before and after everytime they get to visit grace : no definitely not