Agent Centralia

MTF Epsilon-9 : Fire Eaters

[agent--centralia]

📍Pinned Post Coming 📍

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

Look what I just found taped to the inside of the bathroom door at work

[trowelsandteacups]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[pandavalkyrie]

Our local childrens museum is doing a big renovation and auctioning off stuff from their warehouse I'm trying and failing to convince myself we don't need a giant coleman lamp shaped like a lighthouse we don't need whimsical bumper cars

[pandavalkyrie]

/Gripping the knees of my jeans in despair/ MY ONE YEAR OLD DOESN'T NEED A FUNCTIONING HORRIFYING ANIMATRONIC TREE!!! HE DOESN'T!!!

[officialscpfoundation]

Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

[agent--centralia]

She wanted to look up cheese recipes.

[officialscpfoundation]

I do understand truly but she is too small to use the internet without permission she will get too sad.

[agent--centralia]

I am supervising her while she uses the Internet.

She just ordered 500 cheese wheels.

[officialscpfoundation]

Using who's money?

[agent--centralia]

Hers. (Mine)

[officialscpfoundation]

We were not aware tou were paid enough

[agent--centralia]

You'd be surprised how many cheese wheels an MTF salary can support.

[officialscpfoundation]

Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

[agent--centralia]

She wanted to look up cheese recipes.

[officialscpfoundation]

I do understand truly but she is too small to use the internet without permission she will get too sad.

[agent--centralia]

I am supervising her while she uses the Internet.

She just ordered 500 cheese wheels.

[officialscpfoundation]

Using who's money?

[agent--centralia]

Hers. (Mine)

[officialscpfoundation]

Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

[agent--centralia]

She wanted to look up cheese recipes.

[officialscpfoundation]

I do understand truly but she is too small to use the internet without permission she will get too sad.

[agent--centralia]

I am supervising her while she uses the Internet.

She just ordered 500 cheese wheels.

[officialscpfoundation]

Meow

Please tell whoever let Josie on a computer to put her somewhere else

[agent--centralia]

She wanted to look up cheese recipes.

[dailyrandomscp]

The SCP of the day is SCP-2571 - Cragglewood Park

[dailyrandomscp]

The SCP of the day is SCP-1623 - Night Marches

[dailyrandomscp]

The SCP of the day is SCP-2427 - A Thing Full of Stuff

[dailyrandomscp]

The SCP of the day is SCP-783 - There Was A Crooked Man

[dailyrandomscp]

The SCP of the day is SCP-1608 - Yu-Kiang

[dailyrandomscp]

Today’s random SCP of the day is: SCP-1699: Inferior Volcano

[dailyrandomscp]

Today’s random SCP of the day is: SCP-086: The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]

[dailyrandomscp]

Today’s random SCP of the day is: SCP-1428: Jinwu

[dailyrandomscp]

Today’s random SCP of the day is: SCP-247: A Harmless Kitten

[dailyrandomscp]

Today’s random SCP of the day is: SCP-034: Obsidian Ritual Knife