The Deke Squad

ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ɢᴏᴅ, ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇ, ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ

[agentdekeshaw]

teen deke: "Tess, i like girls."

teen tess: "?"

teen deke: "Tess, i like boys."

teen tess: "?"

teen deke: "Tess, to be honest, I really like any gender."

teen tess: "You are stupid."

teen deke: "Hello?! I just confessed my deepest secret to you and you insult me?!"

teen tess: "Deke, stop pretending we're living in the 21st century were some stupid people are against love. Also, I saw you making out with Andy last week"

teen deke, blushed: "You probably saw wrong and oh, so late already? I have to go-"

Deke ran away with a red head while Tess snorted.

tess: "And I'm friends with a guy like that."

[agentdekeshaw]

Reporter: Mr. Shaw, with your company you have made the world a better place! Tell me what was your motivation for that?

[Deke takes a photo from his wallet without hesitation]

Deke: This is my family. I found it on my own. It's small and broken, but still good and I'd do anything to make these people proud.

[agentdekeshaw]

Deke: "Hey Bobo."

Fitz, who is very busy: "Yes?"

Deke: "I've seen so many videos of people doing tricks with the skateboards on the roof, may I try them out?"

Fitz, distracted: "Do what you want."

Later

Daisy: "Where is Deke?"

Fitz: ""I have no id-damn it."

Jemma: "Leo what is-"

Fitz: "DEKE SHAW IF YOU DARE TO DO TRICKS WITH THE SKATEBOARD ON THE ROOF, I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY HANDS.

[agentdekeshaw]

Deke: "Roxy, isn't that one of Olga's sweaters that you're wearing?"

Roxy: "No, it is my sweater."

Olga comes into the kitchen and looks at Roxy: "Nice sweater.",before she took an apple and went out again. Deke grinned at Roxy, who just sighs.

Roxy: "Shut up, Shaw."

[agentdekeshaw]

S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters

Vic: "How was the date?"

Deke: "Why don't you ask the others WHO FOLLOWED ME?!"

Clint: "Well the date was great and the guy is super cute. You have to keep him, Director."

Lance: "Oh yeah, he's very cool, and besides, he wasn't scared when Melinda and Grant threatened him when you went to the bathroom-"

Melinda: "Shut up-"

Deke: "YOU HAVE DONE WHAT?!"

Grant: "In our defense, we never wanted you to know."

Deke:

Grant:

Deke: "You are under house arrest, young man. As are Lance and Clint."

Clint: "Haha, good joke-"

Deke: "That's no joke. I'll send you and Lance to Alaska for 2 weeks. "

Lance: "Wait, you leave me alone with him for 2 weeks?"

Clint: "HEY! What does-"

Deke: "No, Natasha will come with-"

Lance: "What did I do to you that you hate me so much?"

[agentdekeshaw]

Shield headquarters

Deke: "I won't have dinner tonight, I have a date."

May: "I'm already sorry for the person."

Clint: "It's not a date if you pay the person, Deke."

Nat: "Is it the cop you go to Starbucks about every day? If so, not bad, Shaw. "

Grant: "Congratulations, but woe do I hear something at night."

Lance: "If you need tips, come to me, I'll be happy to help."

Bobbi: "If you don't want water spilled on your face, then a little tip: don't get Hunter's help."

Lance: "If you really want the date to be perfect, then don't get advice from Barbara."

Barbara: "If you-"

Deke: "Thanks guys, you're the best, except for Clint, who by the way will be on the night shift with May next week."

Clint: "But Melinda-"

May: "Think carefully about what you want to say, Barton."

Clint: "- is the best person I know and I love to stay up with her all night while anyone who likes me is sleeping and won't hear my screams when Melinda kills me."

[agentdekeshaw]

Nat: "Finally a day off from the boys"

Pepper: "We should have done this day earlier"

Bobbi: "From now on we do this day every month."

May: "Sure"

Friday: "Miss Hand, the director demands your presence-"

Vic: "Tell him I'll only come when the world ends. Whereby tell him I wouldn't even come because of that."

meanwhile with the boys

Grant and Deke hid under a table while they watched a glittering James Barnes find a soon-to-be-dead British man. The two men were covered in honey and feathers themselves. Also, they smell smoke somewhere.

Grant: "Did you reach Vic?"

Deke: "She doesn't want to come. We should have accompanied Bruce and Steve to the academy."

Grant: "Or just gag Clint and Lance."

Deke: "Yes,we should have done that."

Bucky: "I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD HUNTER."

Lance: "OH PLEASE YOU ARE TOO SLOW, OLD MAN."

Tony: "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BIRDS?!"

Sam and Clint laughed at pink haired Tony as they hid in the ventilation shaft.

Deke: "God I wish the women were here."

[agentdekeshaw]

Kora: "I love the internet!"

Daisy: "You've only been watching cat videos for hours."

Kora: "I love the internet!"

[agentdekeshaw]

alternate Universum

hospital room

Grant: "You're an fucking idiot"

Deke: "You're scary to an 18 year old, but secretly you're a softy"

Grant:

docter: "He's very drugged."

Grant: "Well. Why did you pout when I said Leo is my boyfriend?"

Deke: "Oh, because Leo is my grandfather and I was planning to pair him up with Jemma because she's my grandmother."

Grant:

Deke: "You look funny when you are shocked."

Grant: "I should have just stayed in jail."

[agentdekeshaw]

alternate timeline, where Deke is director

Academy, 11pm in the evening

Leo: "What do you want from me at this hour, Grant? I slept so well, idiot!"

Grant: "I'm sorry, but I just can't take it anymore! Every fucking minute I think about you which is totally wrong because you are my best friend! You're my first friend but I can't take it anymore I want so much to be more than just a friend-"

Leo: "Shut up, Grant! I've liked you a lot since the first move when I had to play that stupid academy game with you, you were stupid but kind of cute. And now stop doubting and kiss me the fuck again!"

Grant looked at him in shock, which is why Leo rolled his eyes before he took Grant's tie and pulled the bigger one down to kiss him.

later

Deke: "That damn Asshole! I should have rotten him in prison-"

Vic: "Just because he's with Leo? I thought you wanted them both to be happy."

Deke: "Yes but not like that! What about Jemma? Oh god-"

Vic: "Jemma is dating Trip, didn't you get it? Besides, it's better anyway if there is only one Deke in this universe."

Deke: "I-Fine, but if he hurts Leo, I'll send Grant to Antarctica."

Vic: "You wouldn't because you consider Grant a son."

Deke: "I hate you, I'll send you to Antarctica."

[agentdekeshaw]

Clint: I have a problem.

May: Not just one...

Nat: What did you do this time, Clint?

Clint: I might have hit Grant with a glitter bomb. Before you say it was meant for Lance, that ass stole my beer again. So it's Lance's fault.

Nat: That's why Grant stands behind you with a knife. Well, have fun with the dead.

Clint:

Nat:

Clint: Phil and Deke get all of my things, they are my only true friends-

[agentdekeshaw]

Deke: "Where is Clint?"

May: "He's an idiot."

Deke: "He's still alive, right?Please tell me he's still alive"

Bobbi: "He annoyed May, Nat and me."

Deke:

Bobbi:

Deke: "I would like to say that you cannot kill everyone who has upset you. But I'm too scared of you three."

[agentdekeshaw]

One day Deke will bring Tess and the other survivors into his universe.

[agentdekeshaw]

Deke: Hello young man, I'm Deke Shaw Direction from Shield I would like to offer you a scholarship to the Shield Academy.

young Fitz: I? But I'm nothing special...

Deke: What? You are something special! You are one of the smartest people I will ever get to know! I already know that you will make great things happen. You will be a hero, Leopold Fitz.

young Fitz: A hero?

Deke: Yes, a hero.

young Fitz: If I'm a hero why did my dad leave me?

Deke: Because he's a villain, Leo. He doesn't deserve a wonderful child like you.

young Fitz: really?

Deke: Really. You are unique and wonderful, Leo, never forget it.