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music make you dig a hole
i am a dwarf and im losing control
you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal
this is the greatest moving picture file that has ever been placed on the internet
Cat MEGA sneeze
Cat MEGA sneeze
The reviews are in and as amazing as ever
how dare you leave hot takes like this in the tags
fuck army service, everyone in the population should do mandatory 1 year of work in customer service so they can learn some fucking manners
EVERY TIME I GET REMINDED THAT CHUCK NORRIS IS A TWAT, I WONDER WHY WE'RE NOT MAKING THOSE JOKES ABOUT SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY COOL
Like Idris Elba, for example. I can’t think of a single Chuck Norris joke that couldn’t be far better applied to Idris Elba.
THERE USED TO BE A STREET NAMED AFTER IDRIS ELBA BUT THEY HAD TO RENAME IT BECAUSE NO ONE CROSSES IDRIS ELBA AND LIVES.
IDRIS ELBA AND SUPERMAN ONCE FOUGHT EACH OTHER FOR A BET. THE LOSER HAD TO START WEARING HIS UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS PANTS.
SOME MAGICIANS CAN WALK ON WATER. IDRIS ELBA CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND.
IDRIS ELBA CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.
DEATH ONCE HAD A NEAR-IDRIS ELBA EXPERIENCE.
IDRIS ELBA IS IMMUNE TO HEART ATTACKS. HIS HEART ISN’T NEARLY FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK HIM.
IDRIS ELBA CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR IN THREE MOVES.
WHEN IDRIS ELBA DOES A PRESS-UP, HE ISN’T LIFTING HIMSELF UP. HE’S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN.
Try to tell me this shit isn’t better with Idris Elba.
You can’t. Because it is.
agreed.
Idris Elba once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Idris Elba beat the sun in a staring contest.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Idris Elba. When Idris Elba gets mad, run.
When Idris Elba was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When Idris Elba was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Idris Elba to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Idris Elba has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Thunder is caused by Idris Elba rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Nvm, fuck this guy
What? He’s right. If you haven’t harrased or exploited anyone you should be fine.
If you are an asshole, abuser or rapist you might have some problems.
Fucking lmao, imagine thinking that a guy being in favour of #MeToo is a mark against him. This is my most popular post by far and yet, out of nearly 50,000 notes, that’s still the dumbest take anyone’s made on it.
I can't fucking believe someone made this. I love it
Cookie Monster did an AMA
Full AMA link
This is pure
This is hilarious and also adorable
Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious
it wasnt the LGBT community that brought back Minecraft and it wasn’t the neurodivergent community who brought it back, it was my 50 year old dad who made a replica of the 7 layers of hell from Dante’s Inferno in his survival world thanks
UPDATE:
APPARENTLY HE DIDNT JUST DO INFERNO, HE ALSO DID PURGATORY AND STARTED ON PARADISE
The thrilling conclusion:
IN AN EXCITING TURN OF EVENTS, IT TURNS OUT HE DID NOT DELETE DANTES MINEFERNO
he finished it in creative but hell was made completely in survival
i present to you: Dante’s Mineferno
op please upload this so we can all go through minecraft hell
anti-surveillance-state hero
My fucking hero forever.
Forever my queen
Doing something new: a motto and daily affirmations. I know that I always say that I try to be a good person and I realized recently that I haven't been living up to the expectations I've created for myself. From this point forward I am recommitting myself to those goals. https://www.instagram.com/p/BqV8sXcHiWm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vo2laggcw1av
I'm getting dinner at this place that looks like a tiny DC Metro station. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp72EMUHWrb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xoj6j0omx6v
After everything that's happened recently, especially after Saturday, I couldn't wait any longer. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpiVRSlnYvR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uzpbr0oyb8w4
After everything that's happened recently, especially after Saturday, I couldn't wait any longer. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpiVRSlnYvR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lrjgobkzjrbo
Sorry if it's a bit messy, the sign is hard to draw on https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpb5gGFnAbm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16v5ytmf33s57