Random Crossover Drabbles

[victusinveritas]

"Please let this be a normal field trip, Miss Frizzle..."

- Arnold Probably

Art by Philtomato.

[agewalker]

"They're shooting at us!" "According to my research, the MG-42 could fire 1200 rounds in a minute"

[cuubism]

a huge part of what makes stormlight archive interesting is the worldbuilding so i feel like it has minimal potential for any non-canonverse fic AUs, EXCEPT for crack AUs cuz I KNOW that modern universe Kaladin and Moash would have met while Kaladin was leading the charge to unionize their Amazon warehouse and afterwards Kaladin would be like "now I'm gonna open a community-funded urgent care" and Moash would lay a hand on his shoulder and stare into his eyes and be like listen Kal. hear me out. what if we assassinated Jeff Bezos instead

[agewalker]

I could imagine a Korean War AU where Moash joins the NK/Chinese.

[agewalker]

Jaune: "That is against the instructions!"

Blake: "Wait... What's your favorite restaraunt?"

Jaune: "Any chain restaraunt."

Blake: "Favorite TV show?"

Jaune: "Where are My Pants"

Blake: "Favorite song?"

Jaune: "Everything is awesome!"

Blake: "Oh no."

[lifewithost]

SHIP GIFS - List three

as requested by  @bat-sparklycollectionsheep-love

Colorguard - So much love, Jaune can barely hold all of it

All the love so far

List Three

JuniperBerries , Arcwitch 

Rosegarden

Cotta-Arc

ScarletKnight

Gilded Rose

Emercury

Wise Dragon

List two

Keep reading

[agewalker]

I secretly love the idea of Jaune getting pulled into Pollination.

Not like the harem fics, just the five of them moving in together and staying up past midnight playing board games and groaning at Yang's puns and then falling asleep in a cuddle pile big enough to chase away all their nightmares.

[agewalker]

Introduction

“Welcome, Huntsmen, to Beacon Science! Ninjas, vigilantes, champions– you’re here because we want the best, and you’re it. So: who’s ready to fight some Grimm? Now, you’ve all met each other on the airship ride over here, so let me introduce myself. I’m Oz Johnson, I own this place.”

[agewalker]

"To those of you who volunteered to be injected with feline DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.

"Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of cat-girls! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line, you'll know when the test starts."

[agewalker]

RWBY in Hallownest, part 6

Grey Mourner: "It is a rare, delicate object, one of a kind."

Nora: "Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!"

Jaune: "Ren, you'll carry the flower."

Nora: "Aww!"

[hawkstrash]

[agewalker]

RWBY in Hallownest, part 5

Nailmaster Oro: "You can stay for the night, but only if you leave as early as possible. Now shut up and stop bothering me."

Everyone: "..."

Weiss: "I like him!"

[agewalker]

RWBY x LOTR

Jaune: "I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales"

Ruby: "what?"

Jaune: "I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about team RWBY and the Grimm Queen.' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Ruby was really courageous, wasn't she, Dad?' 'Yes my boy, the most famous huntress ever. And that's sayin a lot'"

Ruby: "You've left out one of the best characters -the mighty Sir Jaune Arc, knight of great renown. I want to hear more about Jaune." (turns back) "Ruby wouldn't have gotten far without Jaune"

Jaune: (*blushing) "C'mon Ruby, don't joke around! I was being serious!"

Ruby: "So was I"

[agewalker]

RWBY in Hallownest, Part 4

Weiss: (*looking at a scratched and bruised Ruby and Jaune) "So let me get this straight. You went into Greenpath and got beaten up by an angry bush."

Jaune: "Ummm..."

Ruby: "Pretty much."

[agewalker]

RWBY x Hollow Knight, Part 4

Pyrrha: “...Ruby, why is your new ...friend... attacking Nora’s hair?”

[agewalker]

RWBY in Hallownest, Part 3

Ren:"We've opened up a new stagway station, you can take ride down here to join us. The others? Well Nora's still in Fog Canyon, playing with the jellyfish there (*distant explosion and maniacle laughter), and Jaune went to scout ahead, but five minutes later he ran back in screaming that giant mushrooms were after him. Right now Pyrrha's trying to coax him out of hiding."

[agewalker]

RWBY x Hollow Knight, Part 3

Adam: "We'll hunt down the one known as Quirrel, and then I'll kill him myself."

Ilia: "I thought you were going after Blake."

Adam: "As much as I despise that traitor, this mission is more important."

Ilia: "But how is this Quirrel character a threat? He just goes around sightseeing and making cryptic observations"

Adam: "..."

Ilia: "...you're jealous because his mask is cooler than yours."

Adam: "You can't prove that."

[agewalker]

Bendy x Tf2

Sammy: "Sheep...sheep... it's time for-"

Spy: Burn in Hell, you mumbling abomination!

[caardvarkk]

yes hello i am both RWBY and Overwatch trash

please accept this crossover my sister and i came up with

(if you have any questions about the choices feel free to ask!! I’ll post more drawings of this crossover in the next few days!)

(also please click on the pictures for better quality, otherwise they look really shitty)

[agewalker]

Rwby in Hallownest, Part 2

Jaune: "Nora went to check out the Soul Sanctum about an hour ago, and she hasn't come back. I hope she's okay."

(*Soul Master teleports in, a cheering Nora clinging to his back as he tries to throw her off. Both vanish a couple seconds later)

Everyone: "..."

[muses-and-passion-and-ink]

Sylpherena just wants this man to bone. If she isn’t the ultimate wingman (wingspren?)

[agewalker]

I'd love to see her and Pattern interacting during a Shalladin sex scene... ("Interesting. They do it differently than Dalinar and Naviani" "Yeah, he always starts out by licking her-" "OUT!")