i just live here

I think I'm adorable :3c and also I have no idea what a blog theme is so let's go  

[durbikins]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[funny-tik-toks]

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Cain and Abel

[sharkswithsocks]

The Cain Instinct

[idratherhavefreedom]

[80slesbiab]

iconic christmas song

[pioneerman]

These three fucking legends

[corkskew-deactivated20260114]

mistletoe🧡

[wuntrum]

its a murder family christmas!! will and abigail keep stealing cookies before they’ve been properly decorated

[kindaokmemes]

It’s that time of the year again :)

[imadeadramone]

WHO MADE THIS? 🎃

[clambuoyance]

he likes physical affection <3

[fanonical]

the gravity falls characters play among us occasionally and sometimes a mysterious other player joins, who never gives their name or shows up in the voice chat, and always plays yellow

dipper always votes for them on principle and 75% of the time he’s right

[gothicprep]

17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD

[manicpossumdreamgirl]

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

i’ve never played ff xiv

[catgirlforeskin]

The mmos you have played are worse

[trans-angel]

ok destiny isn’t an mmo

[catgirlforeskin]

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series it’s paired with

[bauliya]

I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

[weissguertena]

[runawaymarbles]

Magneto one drink in: I love Charles but hes such a kiss ass we don’t need to be FRIENDS we just need mutual aid communities and to be left alone

Professor X one drink in: what the fuck is his self sustaining mutant community going to do for all the mutants born to human parents, which is MOST OF THEM, he’s so gay he’s forgotten how babies are made and I want to kiss his stupid face

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[frosty-6]

all-dwarf campaign