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It’s a credit to British engineering that despite being built more than 100 years ago, the Titanic’s swimming pool is still full of water.

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

kaijuno

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

lividlovers

Loool

kaijuno

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

lividlovers

Loool

haeshungael

chiro_chiro3

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somecunttookmyurl

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

somecunttookmyurl

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

somecunttookmyurl

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

sodomymcscurvylegs

My gay ass casting Avada Kedavra at the Battle of Hogwarts:

sodomymcscurvylegs

EXPELLIARMUS!

captainhotstop

Ya Gay and dead ass cause casting spells like that is more likely to get your wand blown up in your stupid face.

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, casting Protego against YOUR NEGATIVITY:

pure

Monthly reminder that Azula only lost to Katara because of plot armor

fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated

This Katara libel on my dash?

trapcard

the entire gaang jumped azula and she was fine and she damn near killed aang while he was in the avatar state AND even iroh didn’t wanna go against her….do you legitimately think azula couldn’t take on katara 1v1 and most likely kill her if it wasn’t for her lil plot forwarding breakdown….

awkwordalex

Azula was always unstable and didnt like loss. We see that through her entire character arc where anything less than perfection isn’t good enough, to the point where perfection didn’t even satisfy her. The bitch was strong but she was crazy, and let her guard down.

It’s hubris sis, they’ve been doing this since ancient Greece dont act high and mighty because you dont understand Hamartia.

awkwordalex

Also let’s not forget that Katara is an insanely powerful waterbender. Like her skill is unique at her age. She stops rain out to like 20 feet away from her and mastered blood ending after only working with internal water for about a day. We see Zuko even be scared of her power and impressed by her restraint.

There is only one bitch who matched Azula’s raw bending power and her name is Katara so gtfo.

awkwordalex

Also in that scene where Azula got a (lucky) shot at Aang in his avatar state, someone was kind enough to bring up that Katara was going to to toe with Azula and nearly ran her into the ground until Zuko came to help her ass. So no, if anyone could beat Azula it was Katara

barillapasta

psyduckscience

In this house we stan Katara

madnessiskey

You (2018), dir. Kellie Cyrus Season 1 Episode: Everythingship

stars-bean

“For in dreams, we enter a world that’s entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.”

sammysreelreviews

My Favorite TV Shows of 2018

A fuck ton of shows came out this year and it was hard to keep up. I personally watched too many shows and making this list was so sad cause I excluded A LOT. Before you go on let me tell you that BoJack Horseman almost made the list but for personal reasons it didn’t. I’m so sorry but enjoy my list of amazing tv!

5. American Vandal - Season 2 (Netflix)

This show was unfortunately cancelled but the rotten tomato scores on this one back me up when I say that this show is pure fucking gold. In the second season we get to see the mind of the turd burglar unravel and it was some of the best writing on television I’ve ever seen. I’ve never seen a show have mystery and flat out asthma inducing laughs at the same time. Even though this show will no longer go on, it will in my heart and this blog.

4. Big Mouth - Season 2 (Netflix)

Big Mouth is not for the faint hearted to say the least. The show about puberty that’s actually for adults came back with the same momentum they had last season and it was absolutely fantastic. From learning how to deal with divorce to the amazing things Planned Parenthood do 24/7, they covered everything in their own sick way.

On My Block (Netflix)

I honestly think I made every fucking human I ever met watch this show. This is not only a teen drama with an all people of color cast, but with laughs and tons of drama! On My Block will have you in the best mood and I guarantee it. If you’re not convinced at least watch for the character Oscar who is the best bad boy big brother of 2018. Nano from Elite is a close second.

2. You (Netflix)

You was originally on Lifetime but as usual Netflix saw a good thing and would not let it go to waste. You is about a creepy fucking guy named Joe (Lonely Boy Penn Badgley) obsessed with a girl he met in his book shop and will do anything to make her his. Shay Mitchell is in it also for all my PLL hoes. I won’t give anything else away but if you want a reason to never use social media, trust any man ever, or date again this is the show for you.

1. Adventure Time - Season 10 (Cartoon Network)

Adventure Time was a show I watched when I was at the lowest with my anxiety in my life. I’m seriously tearing up writing this right now. This show made me laugh, cry, and think about being kinder to other people. The series finale happened in 2018 and only did we get a cartoon lesbian kiss but we also got one of the best heartfelt series finales to a show ever. Adventure Time in a way saved me and that’s why the last season is my number one show of 2018.