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|| I really like the sky.|| I don’t know what root beer tastes like.

[bbyyygirl]

[zappavolta]

[tacoholic]

ive never been naked and if you have you’re disgusting

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

guess what number im thinking of

[kolkatas]

420

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

[jstorofficial]

69

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

yeah it was 69

[toastbutteregg]

can we please normalize being quiet in the morning

[ryebreadgf]

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

[bramblepatch]

This is a powerful child.

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

[couldve]

[meanplastic]

[firebuug]

[prguitarman]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[sloppystyle]

[thenatsdorf]

(via heyladycat)

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[beatriceportinari]

You guys heard of this youtube site yet

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[kkshowtunes]

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]