Uncanny Teratoid

Well, there isn't a lot to me, I'm a 22 year old soccer player from a small town in Tennessee who loves to spend time with his friends. But yeah, you should ask me stuff.

[overcalm]

stop thinking for a second and enjoy what life is offering to you

[jehovahhthickness]

Leave quiet people alone. Stop forcing them to talk if they don’t want to.

[geopsum]

I really hope they got her drift.

[cretaceous-wanderings]

I guess that’s why they have so many plates.

[patrickat]

I want to know whose fault this is.

[hergoldaura-deactivated20240509]

Sometimes I just don’t wanna talk.. it’s not that deep fam

[maria-ruta]

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

[queerasflux]

man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference

[mypetufo]

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

[spacedaydreams]

[homosexual-supervillain]

There’s still joy in this world

[bombing]

if your husband keeps eating your kids just replace one of them with a rock and he’ll choke on it. then when that kid grows up he’ll force your husband to throw up all his brothers and sisters and use his new divine army to overthrow him and all his bullshit friends

[broughttoyoubytheletterq-blog-d]

isn’t this like a greek myth

[bombing]

it’s just common sense

[glowingsilhouette]

[thequotejournals]

the courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous.

Charles Bukowski, The Freeway Life (via thequotejournals)

[yolonists]

(งツ)ว on my way to fuck things up

[agirlnamedally]

[blazepress]

You matter.

[bl-ossomed]

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you