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[katswenski]

[sistermaryfake]

GET THE FUCK

[milkshakecub-deactivated2018121]

Omfg this is gold!!!!

[buzzthebear]

I just had to repost this.  This is hilarious. 

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

My last donation post got a lot of notes but not a lot of help so I’m trying again also so my other post doesn’t get longer.

I am the sole income of a family of 5. My parents are making the transition to government assistance but the process is slow and full of hurdles. I also take care of my younger siblings both of which have asthma.

I work retail and keeping up with everything is incredibly difficult. At the moment we are out of food and I am out of money for the bus to and from work. My mom and sister require monthly medications and are running low. I just spent my last dollar on pads from dollar tree. I haven’t eaten since yesterday afternoon and I work 10 hour shifts.

It costs me 40 dollars a day to get to and from work but I can’t miss work because I’m a manager. I’m currently overdrafted because of this and will further overdraft getting home tonight

If you can help please do so with my squarecash cash.me/weedlesbian or $weedlesbian or on PayPal paypal.me/weedlesbian or [email protected] or on Venmo @weedlesbian

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Fuck I’m overdrafted 24 dollars please help me so I don’t get fucked with fees. It’s hard to climb out of a overdraft hole once it gets started.

[littlesoy-deactivated20190519]

Thanks to everyone I’ve been able to keep up a little but I’m still 9 overdrafted and I need to get to work please help if u can

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Schizophrenic people are 14 times more likely to be victims of a violent crime than commit one.

“(Schizophrenic) Individuals in this sample were at least 14 times more likely to be victims of a violent crime than to be arrested for one. In general, the risk associated with being in the community was higher than the risk these individuals posed to the community”

This means that neurotypicals are a much bigger threat to schizophrenic people than schizophrenic people are to neurotypicals.

You can now shove all your “psycho killer” stereotypes up your ass.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

I’d really appreciate if non schizophrenic people reblogged this cause the misconception that schizophrenic people are dangerous is so widespread and I really want people to see this post so that they won’t react with fear and apprehension when they meet a schizophrenic person.

[chattermaxunderthesink]

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

[rakubell-deactivated20180711]

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

[edwardspoonhands]

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

[amisbro]

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

[aishet-chayil]

Words of wisdom!

[kintatsujo]

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

[plenoptic07]

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

[kintatsujo]

An amazing and revolutionary concept

[indigo-night-wisp]

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

michael cera didnt age so much as he just… got larger. like have you seen the little mermaid 2 when flounder is all grown up and you know it’s him, he just isnt a kid anymore and it’s just… Weird. to look at. thats how michael cera looks now. swollen

[iam6ft3andihaveagirlfriend-deac]

[y0itskameron]

[belladonianoir]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

R e a l  s h i t?

[armedandgayngerous]

B O N E L E S S 

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[i-am-a-fish]

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[idreamofjimmy]

[papersways]

[amanitacaplan]